Lizzie Ldshadowlady They Could Never Make Me Hate You

I pretty much just stayed away from water as much as I could- The random feeling of redstone dust in places it really shouldn't be was interesting though. That could've been interesting! Maybe next season I'll do that.

If Joel sucks, who’s the best kisser you’ve kissed?

- 🌙

i am not answering that

That sounds like Grian alright... The diamonds probably weren't too big of a waste if what I've heard about those sneaky snails around Hermitcraft is true, at least!

That seems like a skill from Impulse, honestly. He's just so wholesome, I'd feel bad if I didn't laugh :(

Hi! It's me, your local Postmaster! Actually took me a bit to get my own mail hooked up to this new system, whoops... But I did it!

I build, I run some shops, I'm learning redstone... Feel free to ask me things, I love a good chitchat :)

Associated blogs: @joels-mailbox @jimmys-mailbox @scotts-mailbox @grians-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox @docs-mailbox @ethos-mailbox @lizzies-mailbox

[OOC below the cut!]

Hi! Mod here! I'm Syl, she/her, if you see notes from @sylsoddsandends that's me! I'm new to the life series fandom and a little shy still but I wanna make some more friends to ramble with so I'm putting myself out there yippee :) if I've got anything ooc to add to a post I'll be talking in brackets [like this!]

This is of course not the real Pearl by any means and not meant to be associated with her, I am just a person who likes roleplaying!!!

No NSFW asks please! I might make the occasional joke but I don't want other people to approach me that way.

If there's shipping here it'll be gempearl but whether that happens kinda depends on whether someone makes a gem mailbox account and how they feel about it! If you do I'd love to discuss ^^

Assorted headcanons may also be at play, I'm a fan of Pearl as a moth hybrid and her getting to keep her life series dogs on hermitcraft ^^ this Pearl will also remember everything just as the other affiliated blogs do!

Ok I think that's everything I have to say, enjoy the blog, bye :)

@bigbs-mailbox I think we have to nametag you

Creaking in decked out 3 is BACK ON

[You find a box with holes poked in it, along with a letter taped to the side. The box has a bit of moss and mud on it, likely from where it came from. You open the letter.] Hello, Lizzie! One of my wolves just had puppies, and I thought you might like one! Name him whatever you want :D Have a nice day! -@shubbles-mailbox 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊

Thank you so much Shubble! He's such a sweet little pup. I've named him Meri!

[She laughs, ruffling his hair and squeezing him tightly. It appears that she was reverted to her normal, not ten foot size, no longer in her Ocean Queen skin.] Jimmy!! It's so nice to finally see you, in person! I've honestly just been sending and receiving mail, not much to do when you're by yourself. How about you? I heard something about a quiz and color coded socks?

[It's a ten-foot-long shulker box, which seems to be made of several shulker shells hinged together– presumably, the only way it can fit down the mail system is by being very bendy. Anyway, it's here, and Pearl has even dyed it pink for you. A note is attached:]

Good luck with your, er, "chickens". Don't worry, it's probably safe at this point since others have gone through just fine, we'd just rather not get sentenced to skyblock prison if anything goes awry.

- @pearls-mailbox

[She runs her finger across the shulker, pleasantly surprised at Pearl's cooperation. She chuckles at the mention of the skyblock before climbing in, putting in a stamp and sending herself off.] [The ride goes well, give for a few bumps and turns. Soon she arrives at a certain mailbox, climbing out and stretching her tensed limbs. She smiles at the person, giving them a little wave.] Hello Jimmy! @jimmys-mailbox

Alright alright as long as you're okay! I'll try to send some in the mail soon!

How are things going in Impossible Minecraft?

I mean, I know you're weird and have this thing going on with empires one (that was ages ago pearl!!! you don't see me talking about rivend..i mean. you know. That.)

I bet you're enjoying the water, with the sharks and whatnot. Do they listen to you? What about that bridge?

@scotts-mailbox

Oh, Impossible Minecraft.... I try not to think about it. It makes me feel like I'm back in the trenches. (The exploding trees...the crafting tables...) Yeah, I feel like empires one is the best one to focus on. Plus, ocean queen!! :D Do not remind me of the sharks they aren't part of our live laugh love household anymore

of course. naturally.

I wouldn't let Grian see this though...

If Joel sucks, who’s the best kisser you’ve kissed?

- 🌙

i am not answering that

[She lets out a small gasp before chuckling slightly, settling down on the edge of her tower with her legs dangling off the side. She tilts her head as she listens to his endless ramblings, occasionally giving a gasp or a "How dare!"] Perhaps I could help to rebuild it? And then maybe we could see about paying Martyn a visit... [She tilts her head thoughtfully as she thinks these options through, glancing towards Grian for his input.]

[A letter arrives in a slightly damp shulker box, the envelope and letter itself having a few miscolored spots seemingly from water.] Hello Grian, Oceans Blessings. This is Lizzie. I was wondering if you've gone through a malfunctioning of your mail system, with a note from Martyn? It's such a hassle wresting with the water to send anything...If you did get pranked, I hope it isn't too bad.

oceans blessings, whatever,

lizzie.

calling it a malfunction would be an understatement. i was really only joking about the TNT stuff, because that's what i do, but he must have decided to commit to the bit or something because as soon as i open his STUPID letter—

[ he's in such a fuss about the... malfunction that he just scribbles a reply until he grows so frustrated just writing about it that he gives up. in the box he goes instead, muttering to himself the whole while in transportation, not even caring that the shulker was damp on the inside as well. ]

[ colorful feathers burst out the moment the shulker is opened again, wings stretching out, and he's flying towards her with speed, landing upon her shoulder. ]

lizzie, HE RIGGED MY MAILBOX WITH TNT!

MY DOCK IS IN RUINS!

YOU HEARD ME

DAMAGED EGG

Hi!!! Your name is, uh, Jimmy right?? - @davethecoolestguy

yes that is my name!!

remember that one tommyinnit video where lizzie mentioned joel so much he eventually just went fuck it and invited him on? because i do