Learned The Hard Way I Cannot Swim. Got A Stamp To Tell You This -Torchy🕯⟢ ๋

BUT ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY THIS WAY

@itlw-mailbox

[I just processed the weird ass love triangle thing we're going to be in now thanks to GUIDE what do we do about that actually]

It's more so Jimmy and I that I'd be worried about...he's been threatening to send the snails after us recently. Honestly go ahead, if he can't recognize true pretty boys then what is he even good for

If Joel sucks, who’s the best kisser you’ve kissed?

- 🌙

i am not answering that

@pearls-mailbox @gems-mailbox !!!

de gyals <3

🫶

Who is your favorite BAMboozler?

Jimmy or Lizzie???

Aw, don't make me choose! I love both of my BAMboozling BAMpires equally... I wouldn't ask for any other group!

Alright, I understand! Lets hope that I don't- I mean the chickens don't- get hurt! Why do I get the feeling I just made a mistake with that? :')

Hello Pearl? Could I commission you for a rather..long shulker box? Approximately ten feet long. Let me know what you want for payment! -@lizzies-mailbox

...you want what?

I mean, I can certainly try, but I can't promise it'll fit too well in the system... I wish you luck though...

I take payments for things in diamonds and unspecified favors, take your pick.

ik its not set up but aweee this is so cute and silly!! I love all of these lil mailboxes im so obsessed with them aaaa

[Thank you thank you!!! So happy to see moots coming over here ^^ Finally set the account up (mostly)! I love the mailboxes too, it's such a cute idea!!!]

remember that one tommyinnit video where lizzie mentioned joel so much he eventually just went fuck it and invited him on? because i do

YOU HEARD ME

DAMAGED EGG

Hi!!! Your name is, uh, Jimmy right?? - @davethecoolestguy

yes that is my name!!

[Every mailbox so far! Thanks to Bee for setting this up <3 -lou]

hermits: @cubs-mailbox @docs-mailbox @xisumavoids-mailbox @joehills-mailbox @keralis-mailbox @xbs-mailbox @grumbots-mailbox @hypnotizds-mailbox @bigrons-mailbox @zeds-mailbox @npgs-mailbox

lifers: @pearls-mailbox @joels-mailbox @jimmys-mailbox @cleos-mailbox @ethos-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox @gtwscars-mailbox @impulses-mailbox @gems-mailbox @skizzs-mailbox @rendogs-mailbox @tangos-mailbox @itlw-mailbox @lizzies-mailbox @smajors-mailbox @torchys-mailbox @triviabots-mailbox @bigbs-mailbox

friends: @sausages-mailbox @hermes-mailbox @fwhips-mailbox @orionsound-mailbox @owengejuices-mailbox @mogs-mailbox @shubbles-mailbox

OCs: @davethecoolestguy @timefrozenflowers @redacted-mailbox @feastoftheeye @twhnns-mailbox @bees-mobs-mailbox @watching-from-above @erebos-mailbox @stardusts-mailbox @euphies-mailbox @eyesremain @sincerely-some-guy @robins-mailbox

@jimmys-mailbox @grians-mailbox

had a dream that jimmy solidarity decided to prove he wasn't autistic on stream by taking a lot of autism diagnosis tests online and he got at least a 90% chance on all of them. at one point joel joined the call and sat in silence for a bit as jimmy practically sobbed as he got another 97% chance. grian was apparently harassing him about something through discord the whole time too. it ended with jimmy crying genuine tears and his girlfriend coming in to comfort him.