Why Is Charles Looking So Pale In A Day Dude We Were Literally Joking About Your Uneven Tan Line .

why is charles looking so pale in a day dude we were literally joking about your uneven tan line .

so u may have expected a funny response from me but i'll actually wear my smart glasses for this and explain it to u how it truly is.

charles is, in fact, a vampire. the clues are clear, and they're right in front of our eyes:

he looks extra pale normally -> vampire

unless he just had his daily fill -> vampire

u may have noticed that when he's in the sun he shines brigh pink - it's a skin of a killer -> vampire

"lights out" and "away we go"? why can't u go in the light? đŸ§đŸ€š -> vampire

have u ever seen him eat garlic bread? no and it's not because he's self conscious of his breath smell, it's because he can't touch it -> vampire

remember when he said no to being picked up by lewis? lewis has VARIOUS cross tattooes so charles couldn't risk it -> vampire

u think he's going to pee during sessions? think again. he's going for his refill -> vampire

sorry i'm the first one to break it to u anon, i couldn't keep hiding the truth anymore

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2 years ago

── Fudging Hell

summary: you and the rest of the grid make a bet to try not to swear all weekend long. it gets rather difficult at the end of the weekend when charles and pierre come up with an interesting drinking game.

warnings: swearing, alcohol consumption, fluff, and sexual themes mentioned.

pairing: none (yet) just reader having fun with the rest of the grid. maybe a little bit of charles leclerc x reader.

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“So, how’s it going?” Alex nudges your shoulder playfully as he takes a sip from his drink.

Normally, you would say shit, but since you all made a bet to not swear the entire weekend, the only thing that came out was a grumpy, “it’s okay.”

He almost spurts out his drink laughing, but quickly swallows before letting it out. “You look cute when you’re annoyed,” he grins as he wipes the rain off of his forehead.

“It’s fu-,” you almost mess up but recover just in time “-dging cold right now huh?” You hold your hand at the back of your neck to feel the drops of liquid running down to your back.

“Yeah it is fudging cold right now,” he mocks and nudges your shoulder again before both of you leave the Williams motorhome to go out to the paddock.

“Hey Seb!” Alex exclaims as he waves over to Sebastian who’s standing outside his motorhome talking to Mick.

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3 years ago

Okay so like imagine jack giving you the silent treatment over something dumb so you act like you fell or something in the shower the way I know this man would run up them stairs to check on you 😭

AWHHđŸ˜­đŸ€ nah because he totally would break the silent treatment for you

you're making dinner and can't open the sauce jar and kinda pout and hold it out to him like 'pls helpđŸ„ș' and he'd like playfully roll his eyes and but still maintain the silent treatment as he takes the jar and effortlessly opens it

and like as your cooking you actually do end up decently burning yourself and he just hears you yelping in pain from the kitchen and he hears your sniffles as you hold your fingers close to you and he rushes over to you and immediately pulls you into his arms.

"hey hey--what happened?" he asks softly, pulling away so he can examine your hand and indeed there's a burn mark and he'd just bring your fingers up to his lips and kiss it

as you're sniffling and as the pain subsides a bit, you say to him "if I knew this is all it took for you to break the silent treatment then I would've hurt myself sooner," you say jokingly.

3 years ago

we've lost :(

We've Lost :(
We've Lost :(
3 years ago

I need you to understand the importance of what Maneskin did on their concert in Poland.

In a country where president gained his votes by spreading hatred, in a country where right-wing activists spread rumors about LGBT people wanting to adopt children to r*pe them, in a country where conservatives think gays only want to teach the kids masturbation, in a country where so many young people are homeless because their homophobic parents kicked them out, in a country where people are afraid to hold hands with someone of the same sex, in a country where people were murdered on the street because they were gay, in a country where LGBT people have literally no rights, in a country where non-binary, genderfluid, trans people aren't even acknowledged, in a country where people are afraid to speak out about their orientation in fear of being publicly lynched, in a country part of which denies LGBT people the right to live, in a country where LGBT people are considered abominations in need of treatment...

Maneskin on public TV said love is never wrong. That everybody should be able to be whoever they want. On public TV Damiano kissed Thomas.

I can't imagine how many kids this has given hope to. How many unwanted kids who have been denied parental love because they dared to be who they feel they are, saw that they are not alone in the world. How many artists felt solidarity, inspiration and motivation. And deep down I really want to believe that maybe at least a small percentage of homophobes have thought about this message.

I cried. My heart grew so much bigger, knowing that it was shown on public TV. Even if it doesn't strike any change, many kids out there, being neglected, afraid and bullied, felt the representation and support they need.

Thank you, Maneskin.

3 years ago

I don’t know what Sam’s intentions are but if he doesn’t have Lexi throw herself in Fez’s arms after he is freed from prison and say “Where’d you go ? I was starting to miss you.” He is missing out on amazing emotional opportunity.

3 years ago

Mini Version

Pairings: Timothée Chalamet x Director!reader

Warnings: You guys being parents, fluff

Summary: You guys are on an interview for your upcoming movie and your son was also invited.

A/N: I personaly do not want to have kids. Well not now at least. I am still trying to make myself a name in what I wanna do later. But the idea of having a baby with this amazing man? Don't tell me he wouldn't be the greatest dad ever?

Mini Version

Timothée and you had been together for at least ten years now. You had gotten married and were living happily together in addition to your little boy Isaac.

You guys were living the dream and nobody could take your happiness away. Today, Vogue had asked you to have an interview with them about your day to day life with a 3 years old and to talk about your new projects. You two decided early on to show the world your little boy once he had hit the age of one and you hadn't done any interview with him since then. You didn't want to get him to much on screen. But when you guys' manager had brought that interview forward, you thought it was a great idea. You two were currently waiting around Timothée's computer waiting for the interviewer to log in. "Mama?" Isaac said from his dad's lap. "Yes, honey?" You were smiling down at him. His little white button down adorned with black polka dots was making him look so cute it was making you smile pearls. "You look real pwetty. I love dress. It sparkles." He said smiling at you. You smiled back. You were wearing a black casual dress with sparkled sleeves. "Thank you, honey. You look like a small man with your shirt. You are pretty too." He jumped in your arms and gave you a hug. "I am getting a little jealous here." Your husband said. You laughed and your son got back in your lap. "She my Mama. You hawe yours." Your son responded. You laughed at that. two minutes later, the interviewer entered that video call and you guys started. "We are today receiving Y-N Y-L-N, Timothée Chalamet and their three years old son, Isaac Chalamet." You guys said hello and thanked them for having you on the channel of Vogue. "So I heard you guys have been taking a long holiday break for family time. How was that?" Layla, the interviewer asked you. " It was good. I definitely wanted some much needed time with my wife and my son. I normally would already be filming right now..." Your husband explained and you nodded along. "I also have been writing for my new project for at least one long year so I really needed some time for myself." You added. "Isaac? Do you like when your mom and dad are with you for such a long time?" Isaac was looking some place else and didn't pay attention. You nudged him a little to get him out of the moon and he lloked at you confused. "Did you like that mama and dad got to spend so much time with you away from set?" You asked him and pointed for him to respond in the camera. "Yes, Mama and dad even played lego wif me. Daddy's not really goof at it." He said seriously. Timothée faked a gasp. "Mama's better." He said hiding his side of face like he was telling a secret to Layla. You laughed. "Why thank you, honey." You kissed his cheek. The interviewer laughed. "So he's a mommy's boy." She said. You nodded and Timothée playfully hit you on the arm. "How dare you. You told me he loved us both the same." "He does! But he's just closer to me... He has most of your personality and you were a mommy's boy too so..." He faked a gasp again. "Moving on..." Layla said laughing. "Is it hard to have a toddler and balance your really busy life of an actor and a director." You smiled at that question. It was one of your worry when you learned you were pregnant. You thought that you wouldn't be there enough for your child and therefore they would be unhappy. But Timothée told you that you would make it work and he was right as always. "I was really afraid of that when I learned I was pregnant. I thought that it would be too complicated and would make our lives so much harder than it needs to be. But we arranged it so we are with Isaac as much as we can and when we are away my family and Timothée's bring him to us for some time." You explained a smile still painted your features. "Like she said, and I also take less roles like I used to do when I was not married and didn't have a son." Layla nodded along and went to the next question. "Y-N, there are rumors that you have already done the casting for your new movie and that Timothée plays in it." Your eyes blew wide open but you went back to your normal face trying not to reveal anything. Let's be honest, your husband was the one who could have a poker face and not you. "I... Hu-" you started but

your son interrupted you with a small but loud "Shhhhh" He looked back at Layla. "My Mama can't sway anything. daddy always say that each thweir secwet are secwet." He gave cute angry eyes at the camera. Timothée was proud and laughed at his son's answer. "like he said." He added to Isaac's statement. The interviewer shut the question and continued. " Last question. We wanted to know if Isaac would be at the next event to accompany you. We heard a lot of rumors about it and maybe we could get the information today?" You nodded and smiled. "It really depends on what the next one will be. Right Timmy?" You said. "Yes. But we want to make sure not to make him go to anything he doesn't want to. We don't want to force himinto this life you know. Like he can be whatever he wants while growing up." Your husband smiled at you and then to Isaac. "But I want to be like you daddy. I want to pway in movies." You laughed at your son's confused face and tickled him. "I think you have time for that little man." He laughed and tried to get you to stop tickling him. Once you did, Layla told you that the interview was done and to have a great day. You said the same to her and stopped the meeting. "You did a good job buddy." Timothée said to Isaac kissing his temple. "Thank you daddy. You knwow, I love you just as much as mama." You smiled and kissed Isaac on the forehead and kissed Timothée on his lips. "Do not touch my mama." Your son said pouting. You loved your little family so much. You couldn't wait to see how much of a good man your son grow into. He was already a mini version of his dad. On the other hand, you knew your love for Timmy would forever be alive.

2 years ago

CHECO OUT IN Q2đŸ•șđŸ»đŸ’ƒđŸ»

2 years ago

charles going "im now finally on tiktok!" as if we didn't see him liking some weird no porn challenge weeks ago already

3 years ago

ross lynch sang “cant do it without you” for austin & ally’s 10 year anniversary 😭😭 x

3 years ago

How I can tell MĂ„neskin isn’t lying about their age. They really proved themselves as upper gen z with this one. (Credit to @witch_skye on Tik Tok)

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