Hey Everyone, I Know It's Going To Be A Busy Day For A Lot Of People, But Google Enrolled Everyone Over

executive dysfunction is telling yourself for two and a half hours that you need to shower bc you smell like your workplace and you absolutely Cannot do Anything Else until you shower, doing Any Other Thing before showering is illegal!!! but you still haven’t for some reason??? you’ve just been sitting on your bed in a towel scrolling tumblr for 2+ hours thinking “I need to shower right now immediately” and growing increasingly frustrated that you are still not clean and you haven’t eaten or done your laundry either

Advertising peaked at the Discovery channel “Boom de Yada” commercials

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

Google Earth is Amazing

lord the peasants are so loud today

I dont know why the quality dropped so much, but here it finally is!

how i imagine Calypso going to wed David Johnes

Can someone please explain to me what evaporated milk is? Wouldn’t that just be gas by definition? I live in constant fear