Bro Caught Himself Staring

The only way a bisexual house episode would happen is house makes a weirdly specific and knowledgeable joke about gay sex and Wilson asks if that’s true/how he knows that and house goes “from fucking men”. Wilson’s initial reaction is a bit weird so he spends the rest of the episode trying to show how good of an ally he is by trying to support house’s bisexuality by “checking out” men with house like he would with women but it’s just weird. House wants to see how far Wilson will go with his allyship and it gets to the point where house brings Wilson to a gay strip club, where Wilson is extremely uncomfortable. They get back to house’s place and house finally tells Wilson he’s just fucking with him, Wilson doesn’t need to do all that weird shit, just treat him like he normally does. Wilson actually takes it to heart and asks what kind of men house is into and house answers by describing Wilson exactly. Wilson low key freaks but then he realizes house is fucking with him and he’s like “oh you’re messing with me” and house is like “fucking obviously. I like twinks with big butts, why do you think I hired Chase?” Wilson turns to his drink on the table and laughs, camera shows house looking lovingly at Wilson, end of episode

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LOCKDOWN PROTOCOL AU

when you're tasked to kill the captain of the research team but you both fall for each other

I've been working on this for a while and have a bit of lore prepared too for it... but what you basically need to know is that this was largely based on the SMII7Y Lockdown Protocol video lol

the video in question

This Game is NOT Among Us (youtube.com)

And the song lol

Diamond Eyes - Worship (Lyrics) - YouTube

was reading an It script and this introduction stuck out to me

That’s it. That’s the post.

So..I may of did this with SMG3 & SMG4. I couldn't resist the urge and am dying at how cute this came out fdsfj Reference credits: noit on tik tok thanks to my friend for sending that screenshot fjdsjf