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I just thought, “Man I wish I was a Jedi so I could get cheese without getting up.” That’s it guys. Not to fight the dark side, not to protect the universe, not even to get a cool light saber. To retrieve cheese without getting out of bed.
Welp I thought that was a person. Time for bed.
this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness
I would like to add a name. I propose Vincent.
Reminder that you should work hard but not push past your limit.
A Scottish farmer at Auchingarrich Wildlife Centre fools tourists into believing that her flock produce tartan wool with the help of some harmless sheep marking spray. The visiting Americans were told that the animals were being raised on a diet of Irn Bru and shortbread.
Honestly!!! This is just psychological trauma in the making
Dangerous Dogs Behind “Beware Of Dog” Signs.
ATTENTION:
To those outside of China- please DO NOT HOARD FACE MASKS!! If you don’t feel safe without one please buy one that is individually packaged and reuse it. Do not buy boxes of them. MEDICAL WORKERS NEED THEM!
During the SARS epidemic many hospitals ran out of masks and were unable to buy more, leaving tons of nurses, doctors, EMTs, and epidemiologists exposed and many hospitals now are already starting to run low on supplies.
PROTECT OUR MEDICAL WORKERS! DON’T HOARD MASKS!
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Do you think Anna and Elsa saw each other walking around the palace sometimes and just kinda did that awkward shuffle thing you do when you see your ex in public? Or maybe they saw each other at meals on occasion but they just sat at opposite ends of their extra long dining table avoiding eye contact like a very unhappily married couple.
My friend: Yeah my parents would kill me if I ever got a tattoo.
Me: Girl, my parents would be concerned if I didn’t.
This is really good actually. Please don’t hate on me for shipping Reylo! I know people are really mad about it but for the life of me I can’t figure out why.
The Trial of Ben Solo
An Alternative Ending of The Rise of Skywalker
Ben Solo survives after giving Rey his life force because Leia gives up her own life to save her only son, becoming a Force Ghost. Injured, but determined to face his past, Ben convinces Rey to return with him to the Resistance camp where they immediately place him in captivity to await trial. A six-part mini-series.
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“This is crazy!” Poe said running his fingers through his tangled hair. He glanced back and forth between a still stunned Finn and regretful Rey. They were sitting in the now-empty command area of the Resistance camp. Rey didn’t like seeing it empty, but there was no urgent need for command center when the war was over.
It had been a few days since their victory. People celebrated for nonstop for three days, but now reality had started to settle back in. The people who could return, return to their old lives before the war, while the others, like them, waiting for their orders from the newly reformed New Republic, or how Poe like to call them the New New Republic.
“I know,” Rey said apologetically.
“No!” Poe said turning to face her flailing his arms around. “No, this is a new level of crazy. This is a young Poe Dameron level of crazy. Rey, you can’t be seriously asking us to do this!”
“I know Poe.” Rey stood to face him. “I know I’m asking a lot. But-” She paused looking for the right words to say. “I just don’t know what else I should do.” BB-8 rolled to her side and gave her a few sympathy beeps.
“Leave him to rot,” Finn mumbled under his breath. He hadn’t looked her in the eyes once in the past few days. Rey felt the pit her gut deepen. She knew he was disappointed in her. She knew she had hurt him when she had shown up with Ben a few days earlier and begged for them to give Ben sanctuary.
Rey had wanted Ben to run. She told him that she would tell the others that he died helping her. That she would meet up with him later a few days later once everything had settled, and that they could start a new life together somewhere far away. It wouldn’t be that hard. While many spoke of her brave deeds and the infamously horrible Kylo Ren, very few people actually knew the look of their faces.
But even when she first thought of the plan, she knew it was foolish. She knew in her heart she could never abandon Finn or Poe. Besides, the Republic has become just as apart of her life as they have. She needed to see this page of history through until the end andBen had felt the same way.
“No,” Ben had mumbled weakly. “I’m done running. I need to go home. I need to see my mother.” This was of course before they knew General Organa’s body had become one with the Force. When they were told suddenly the mysteries of those moments were made clear.
Continue reading here
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13469025/1/The-Trial-of-Ben-Solo
Dreams under the clear night sky. Dark but full of stars, full of light, the perfect balance.🌌🌙 Cassian & Kayra