If Time Travel Existed I'd Try To Get Banned From Specific Historical Events. Not Because I Want To Be

I wish I could write anything as quickly as tumblr collectively invented an entire film

I can’t believe we’ve finally made it to December, thirty years after 2020 started

I will be removing myself from situations

Saw this tweet and couldn't resist drawing it right away

the end of men in black is so funny. your boss trains you for two days on interplanetary relations then says "ok I think you can take it from here. I'm wiping my own memory so don't bother calling me if you have any questions"

holding space for the lyrics of the riko roast

Tim Drake types all his important WE reports in comic sans as a joke but nobody has the balls to say anything about it and suddenly it’s been three years and everyone at WE uses comic sans now

PLEASE no ur so right

i bet in conferences he also looks like he's taking down notes but when you look at it it's just like

✨ Meeting Notes ✨

✨ #1. what the fuck ✨

in 2024 we will replace the supreme court with r/aita

do you see this shit my liege

Neil and Andrew have never met, but their cats—Sir and King—decide today is the day that changes. When Neil’s disaster of a cat, King, leads Sir astray, it’s a showdown of sarcasm and simmering tension in the least likely of places: an alleyway cat hunt.

Part 1 of AFTG Flufftober 2024