Anyways. How Fucking Funny And How Fucking Sad It Would Be If Kevin Day Did Eventually Get A Chance To

neil and jean are a bonded pair of shelter cats. to me.

you mean to tell me that after ALL THAT nureyev told juno his NAME

HIS NAME???

AFTER KNOWING HIM FOR A DAY????

If you behaved well this year, Brutus will leave knife under your bed so you can stab the person of your choosing.

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

"can you behave" yes, if I wanted to, but this is so much funnier

idk if anyone's said this before but the fact that tma opens on angler fish is so amazingly poetic. the symbolism of jon being drawn in by the surface level knowledge he thought the magnus institute would provide only to be consumed and swallowed whole by the unnatural, twisted reality? *chef's kiss*

At least whatever is wrong with me is really really funny

Do Not Under Any Circumstances Drink From These Teacups

I just realized that Jean is what happens when the “my parents sold me to the mafia to pay off their debts” is written on ao3 instead of wattpad

what the fuck is Christmas Eve

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JUNO AND BENZAITEN STEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!