Neil Josten Really Said “maybe The Real Game Was The Friends We Made Along The Way” And Then He Also

“give Andrew Minyard a pet/plant to take care of” what do you think Kevin Day was.

Hey sorry your boyfriend got kidnapped by his mob boss dad. Yeah when he said thank you back there he meant thanks for everything you’ve done for him, that was his goodbye because he’s going to die. No yeah he was in love with you, that’s what all the looks meant. Anyway. He’ll think of you kissing him when he’s being tortured by his father’s people as an escape. No I totally get why you might want to burn the world until you find him. Yeah yeah maybe start with choking your teammate for answers. Sorry again.

"I'll do whatever you want." "Then, perish." Is such a raw ass line you'd think it comes from a tumblr post but it's actually from 1973 movie "Goncharov" by Martin Scorsese

“Here you are never truly lost or forgotten.”

Mayors should be required by law to wear a top hat and a sash that says “mayor” at all times

Euh? Eh? Uh? A copper merchant?

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Ea-Nasir the Copper Merchant?!?

happy fullmetal alchemist day and also mean girls day to all those who celebrate

I’m not the best at visualizing podcasts but the one thing I can tell you for sure is that Colonel Warren Kepler is wearing shiny black dress shoes 24/7

You want me to fall in love? The thing that killed Martin K. Blackwood?

is that what makes you fascinating?