Lomaloloco - TheSecretPanda

I’m watching this old interview from when Star Trek 2009 came out and it’s Zach and Chris talking about how Karl somehow got ahold of a tiny Enterprise ship toy and he would play with it and like make videos of it and it’s just fuckin g:

Z: He brought it with us for the rest of the trip and you’d be on the plane sleeping-

C: -and you’d just hear:

Z&C: [woooooshhhh!]

Z: And Karl would be taking a video of the Starship Enterprise like flying across your face-

C: But dead serious! The man is dead- the man is 36 years old!

Z: And he was just really - he was just really into it.

Z: And then he broke it - it broke in Dubai, as we were on our way to Kuwait… and then it was all… downhill from there.

C: I think someone prevented him from shooting it in some part of the airport. He… he was asked to put it away which had to be humiliating,

C: “Sir please, could you please-”

Z: “Could you please put away your toy spaceship?”

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Kirk, about Bones: so, he's a sleeptalker.

Uhura: Yeah?

Kirk: "the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. 2 AM.

Нахер мир, где что-то может заставить этого русского медведя плакать...

I’M CRYING

Sometimes women are much braver than the men. And the most fierce, her name is Lagertha…

Star Trek Squad » James T. Kirk

Better to die saving lives than to live with taking them. That’s what I was born into. 

Просто снова поплакать... Только за плачущего Дзюбу я надеюсь на победу Франции над Хорватами

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