What Deran’s saying: Craig’s being a total asshole. He already scared Linc away from me. What he’s actually meaning: I’m all free and ready to be yours, baby, and I have literally no idea why I tried to date anyone but you after that kiss in the back of my bar.
What Adrian’s saying: Linc’s gone, huh? What he’s actually meaning: Fucking YESSSS!!!
What Deran’s saying: Nah, I mean, I-I really didn’t like him. What he’s actually meaning: I know I love you, but I really don’t know how to say it and I just need you to tell me what you feel first, because I’m fucking scared.
What Adrian’s saying: You can like him. What he’s actually meaning: I know I can’t rule over your feelings, but that wont stop me from being heartbroken. Gonna try and wait with the crying until you’ve left though.
What Deran’s saying: Nah, I mean, I-I really didn’t like him. What he’s actually meaning: Are you fucking deaf, man, I’m trying to tell you that I FUCKING LOVE YOU, you idiot and I’ve never said that to anyone before and you’re supposed to be the smart one of us, so you gotta fucking help me because I’m a goddamn Cody and you know feelings aren’t exactly my thing!!!
SI NO LE CONSTESTO SE DESESPERA PIENSA QUE CON OTRA ESTOY ASIENDOLO EN LA SIAEAAA EA EA EA COMO TU MENTE MAQUINEA CUANDO EN LA MIA ESTOY MUJER NO QUIERO MAS PELAS, NO MAS PELAS
be thin
cook for you
have long hair
wear makeup
be feminine
be graceful
have sex with you
shave
diet
be fashionable
wear pink
love men
listen to your bullshit
- Georges Bataille
Greg (about Mycroft): I'll take care of him.
Me: MYSTRADE CONFIRMED MYSTRADE CONFIRMED
death: well hello jim kirk
bones: no
death: what
bones: gtfo
Bones: *insults Kirk*
Someone: *agrees*
Bones: How dare you.
Yep, baby, you are right!)))