And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis I don’t want you to get it onghis Nobody else but me (ooooh) With nobody else but MeeeeMe
I get a little bit Danghis Dahn Don’t want you to Genghis on with Nobody else but Mingus Nobody else but Mingus Kingus
had a dream where Tom Scott was covering a centuries old wormhole distorting the spacetime of some inn in bumfuck england. the wormhole ate him and grew larger and larger before consuming the entire country
TIL the first known case of “dying from laughing” involved the greek man called Chrysippus, who, after giving figs to his donkey, cried out “Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine to wash down the figs”, had a fit of laughter afterwards and died.
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Definitely one of the Top Images of all time I gotta say
Gnomes of pleasure
Art by James Daly
tired of children's media propaganda broccoli is actually the best vegetable in the whole wide world she is my girlfriend and my wife and we should make broccoli the international vegetable of all time
Oasis
Cutiepie — Velociraptor is out, Mononykus is in!
Sigourney Weaver’s boneless double for the “Alien” series.
At this point I do think that Brennan is a super human
He has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in Eastern European gay porn
New Zealand Longfin Eel
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this idea came to me in the shower and I actually doubled over because I was laughing so hard
feeling extremely threatened right now
“In my youth,” reminisced the old man, scratching his beard thoughtfully, “I was quite the quirked up white boy. No one in the village could best me at busting it down sexual style.”
“And were you goated, sir?” the young boy queried.
“My dear boy, I most certainly was!” The old man chuckled, a merry twinkle in his eye. “With the sauce, I daresay.”
What you can’t see is me with the controller panicking and yelling