As A Result Of Some Regrettable But Inevitable Conversations That Took Place During The Transfer, Bob,

#me when i am possum #and it is night

When the house 🏠 lights 🏮 all go dark 🕶️ Shuffle 🔀 on 🔛down ⬇️ to the park 🏞️ Spent 😵 stars ⭐️ in the winter ❄️ sky 🌠 Days of refuge in short 🩳 supply

All you 🤟 parasites 🪱 climb 🧗 aboard 🛳️ All you 🤟 vagabonds🦝 praise 👏 the Lord 👑

When the compost pile 💩 grows 📈 high 👠 Climb 🧗‍♂️ to the top 🔝 if I try Long ⏳⌛️haul truckers 🚛 still 🧍‍♀️ wide awake 👀 Guard💂‍♀️ their pathways🛤️ for Jesus' sake. All you 😀 garbage ♻️ trucks 🚚 to the curb 🛣️ True sons 👦👦 of the living word 🆕 Try not 🙅‍♂️ to get stuck ☹️ in the intake vent Grow 💗 fat, and grow 💗 old👴, and go blind, 🧑‍🦯‍➡️and be content 😌

All your pack 🧳 dogs 🐕 have your say 🗣️ Let me just find 🔍 my own way ↕️ Moon 🌙 in the trees 🌳 my guide 🦮 Walk 👣 with my 😀 jaw 🦈 hinged wide Once 🔂 more ➕ unto the breach Safe 🦺 in the spots 🐄 that the light 🕯️ can't reach

The Room That Doesn't Exist

art by SUIMA

a comic about printers

I remember seeing a post a couple months back of someone talking about printer troubles and companies making them bad deliberately, like pointlessly different screw sizes and a lying no-usb-compatibility sticker

If someone knows it please tell me, I'm pretty sure I remember it had good resources on a youtube channel that teaches you how to fix stuff!

you! guy who likes fictional lesbians to the point of feeling a strange sense of pain! you can be a lesbian. but there are some steps you have to complete first

Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning

This remains, to me, the most poignant Les Misérables quote

the blueberry… a serene, noble animal