If You See Your USA Mutual Looking At The News And Then Producing A Burger From Their Pocket And Eating

Me: *scrolling tumblr*

Castiel: I love you

Me: Dear god what’s happened now

MY WISDOM

DELETE DATING APP TODAY

GRANOLA BAR MULTIPACK

EMBRACE TRANSGENDER

STEAL FROM THE MALL

3500K LIGHT BULB LAMP

PLAY OUTSIDE WITH FRIENDS

TAKE ITEMS FROM GROUND

SIT DOWN WHEN POSSIBLE

MAKE ART EVEN IF ITS BAD

STUFFED ANIMAL

nothing can come between a girl and her emotional support misinterpretation of a mountain goats song

You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:

David Lynch, Cannes Film Festival (2002)

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

discord server for silent video game protagonists

never trust a mf whos always going on about the merits of copyright law

"to smithereens" is one of the worst things to be blown to. right up there with weezer