Longliveth3drum

Harrison Wood Hsiang

dude, i just found the craziest game, you GOTTA play it. yeah dude, totally revolutionary, just play it bro. but- but dont search ANYTHING about it, go in as blind as you can, you'll LOVE it. what's it about?? sorry dude, can't talk about it without getting into spoiler territory. you know how it is haha. ...what?? the NAME of the game?? are you fucking crazy?? are you insane?!?? that will absolutely RUIN the experience!! yeah, this is one of those knowledge based games yeah! any info will make it literally unplayable. yeah. just- just play it blind, it'll be toootally worth it, believe me on this one. huh? ..where do you download it?? dude. DUUUDE. are you fucking paying attention. duuuuuude

they call me the problem ignorer for reasons that i know but dont feel like addressing right now

that was one of the shortest hospital stays of my life, but the highlight of the whole event is that i got the paramedics to read homestuck and listen to lemon demon.

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

working retail

what if at the end of succession Logan just bursts into worms

sending subliminal messages to my parents who really should get a divorce by playing no children by the mountain goats in the car

as much as i understand being a hater you have to offset that shit with genuine, sincere enjoyment & wonder sometimes lest YOU become the one who is corny. and sad. imo.