I Think My Main Problem With Modern Clothing Is That Nothing's Got Volume Anymore. Like Historically

#me when i am possum #and it is night

When the house 🏠 lights 🏮 all go dark 🕶️ Shuffle 🔀 on 🔛down ⬇️ to the park 🏞️ Spent 😵 stars ⭐️ in the winter ❄️ sky 🌠 Days of refuge in short 🩳 supply

All you 🤟 parasites 🪱 climb 🧗 aboard 🛳️ All you 🤟 vagabonds🦝 praise 👏 the Lord 👑

When the compost pile 💩 grows 📈 high 👠 Climb 🧗‍♂️ to the top 🔝 if I try Long ⏳⌛️haul truckers 🚛 still 🧍‍♀️ wide awake 👀 Guard💂‍♀️ their pathways🛤️ for Jesus' sake. All you 😀 garbage ♻️ trucks 🚚 to the curb 🛣️ True sons 👦👦 of the living word 🆕 Try not 🙅‍♂️ to get stuck ☹️ in the intake vent Grow 💗 fat, and grow 💗 old👴, and go blind, 🧑‍🦯‍➡️and be content 😌

All your pack 🧳 dogs 🐕 have your say 🗣️ Let me just find 🔍 my own way ↕️ Moon 🌙 in the trees 🌳 my guide 🦮 Walk 👣 with my 😀 jaw 🦈 hinged wide Once 🔂 more ➕ unto the breach Safe 🦺 in the spots 🐄 that the light 🕯️ can't reach

You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:

Hims googly peepers...

I'm mister spine twister. I'm mister curves. I'm mister scoliosis. I'm mister Sitting Hurts

the creatures

'The dull pain that you live with isn't getting any duller', 'See that young man who dwells inside his body like an uninvited guest' and 'Life is too short to refrain from eating jam out of the jar' have got to be responsible for like six or seven really good decisions over the course of my life.

me at 6:40: Oh boy i wonder what time it is

the helpful clock:

mike's hard carapace

This is literally the most heart warming story I have read on Twitter so far. I think this is exactly what friends should do, and I feel everyone deserves people like this.