Sobriety Is Easy If You Fill The Void Of Hard Drugs With Buying Candelabras On The Internet

DO NOT sleep during the day. Youll be like What the hell later

I'm mister spine twister. I'm mister curves. I'm mister scoliosis. I'm mister Sitting Hurts

This is the guy who made the first genetically-engineered babies (a horrific ethics violation that landed him 3 years in prison) and his tweets are so unhinged that I genuinely can't tell if he's trying to be funny or is 100% serious

"childs is the thing!" "no macready is the thing" LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER THE CREDITS CLEARLY SAY JOHN CARPENTER'S THE THING

like i was saying

i love you, get up, keep going.

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I love the idea of a roomba topography map being the jumping on point for a liminal horror story. House of Leaves II: Roomba.

You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this: