Maybe This Time Picking At Textures On My Skin Will Lead To Being Silky Smooth

Okay I do not give a shit about this article at all but where did they get this picture of the skeleton wearing prescription pill armor

Like this is the coolest fucking thing I have seen in a while who made this

what if at the end of succession Logan just bursts into worms

The Clouds Explode, May 9th, 2024

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#me when i am possum #and it is night

When the house 🏠 lights 🏮 all go dark 🕶️ Shuffle 🔀 on 🔛down ⬇️ to the park 🏞️ Spent 😵 stars ⭐️ in the winter ❄️ sky 🌠 Days of refuge in short 🩳 supply

All you 🤟 parasites 🪱 climb 🧗 aboard 🛳️ All you 🤟 vagabonds🦝 praise 👏 the Lord 👑

When the compost pile 💩 grows 📈 high 👠 Climb 🧗‍♂️ to the top 🔝 if I try Long ⏳⌛️haul truckers 🚛 still 🧍‍♀️ wide awake 👀 Guard💂‍♀️ their pathways🛤️ for Jesus' sake. All you 😀 garbage ♻️ trucks 🚚 to the curb 🛣️ True sons 👦👦 of the living word 🆕 Try not 🙅‍♂️ to get stuck ☹️ in the intake vent Grow 💗 fat, and grow 💗 old👴, and go blind, 🧑‍🦯‍➡️and be content 😌

All your pack 🧳 dogs 🐕 have your say 🗣️ Let me just find 🔍 my own way ↕️ Moon 🌙 in the trees 🌳 my guide 🦮 Walk 👣 with my 😀 jaw 🦈 hinged wide Once 🔂 more ➕ unto the breach Safe 🦺 in the spots 🐄 that the light 🕯️ can't reach

A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history

"childs is the thing!" "no macready is the thing" LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER THE CREDITS CLEARLY SAY JOHN CARPENTER'S THE THING

Sweets and treats are all the nutrients a princess needs