Me: You Know How When You Were A Kid And You’d Wish That You’d Get Sick Or Injured In A Way That

nothing can come between a girl and her emotional support misinterpretation of a mountain goats song

You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:

disgusted with the service i was offered today. i went to the linux distro store asking them to show me a straight one and they simply were baffled saying stupid things like "ma'am this is not a physical space how did you do this" and "ma'am in order to get here you have to have made several incorrect assumptions about not only linux but also the nature of reality" "ma'am where am i" "ma'am there's no such thing as a linux store" and most infuriating of all "what the fuck do you mean a straight one". So unprofessional!

as much as i understand being a hater you have to offset that shit with genuine, sincere enjoyment & wonder sometimes lest YOU become the one who is corny. and sad. imo.

— 6:59 AM by Shane Koyczan

Seriously nothing better than thinking omg I need some water and then drinking water.