There Are Truly Very Few Forces In The World As Strong As The Inertia Of Staying Up Way Too Late Doing

love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

when ever I start hearing the horns of the apocalypse I just say out loud to myself "the tumpet. bwaaa" and it makes me feel better every time

the blueberry… a serene, noble animal

as much as i understand being a hater you have to offset that shit with genuine, sincere enjoyment & wonder sometimes lest YOU become the one who is corny. and sad. imo.

Putting all tabletop players into a college level ethics class and forcing them to turn in a paper on moral philosophy before buying a new book

It's actually pretty clever and logical.

i am healthy 😭😭 i am whole 😭😭😭😭 but i hav 😭😭 e poor imp 😭😭ulse control 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 & i wanna go home 😭😭😭😭 but j am home 😭😭😭😭

— 6:59 AM by Shane Koyczan

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