Unraveling The Mysteries It All Started With The Big Bang

Possible idea for my au

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So, everyone knows that Dipper made a deal with Bill, agreeing to be his puppet, right? But I haven’t seen many people delve into how exactly it happened, especially with the hints we got from The Book of Bill.

Dipper never actually called off the deal, and Bill kept his end of it, so… what now?

I like to think that when Dipper first touched the book, something slipped through—a part of Bill found its way into his mind. Why wouldn’t it? We saw that Bill was cracked, barely held together by some strange blue energy. So, what if a piece of Bill actually slipped into Dipper’s mind?

This idea opens up so many possibilities. What would Bill do? Would he try to manipulate Dipper into bringing him back, or slowly try to turn him to his side? Or would he make Dipper so paranoid that he’d start isolating himself, believing his friends would be safer without him?

I want to see a Dipper whose mind is slipping, so paranoid that his friends start to worry. A Dipper who prefers to be alone, pushing people away to protect them. His friends would try to do everything they could to keep him sane, to stop him from spiraling, but it won’t be enough to keep him from keeping his distance.

Imagine a Dipper scouring the country, searching for ways to keep Bill at bay. A Dipper who learns magic to ward off Bill’s influence. A Dipper who takes to the road, desperate to find anything that can keep Bill locked away.

A Dipper who whispers to himself, over and over, that he won’t end up like Ford.

I don’t know, this idea opens up so many possibilities. I just wanted to share it with you all. What do you think?

i had three fic ideas.  wrote one.  i still have three fic ideas.  this is not how math is supposed to work.

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So I’m trying to work on a couple of ducktales AUs and content for them, but I’m reallllly bad at getting myself to focus. So for every like I get on this post, I’ll work for 5 minutes. For every comment/reblog I get, I’ll work for 10 minutes. I’ve also posted this to Reddit & TikTok. Do your thing Internet!

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WHAT IF I ASKED YOU TO DRAW KANGHAM. Haha. Well, you don't have to, but gosh dangit, it's my biggest OTP and it just has to be a rarepair.

well i dont really do requests and i dont ship it

but i know that feel sooo i guess i can spare this cruddy sketch?

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Appreciation Post for the Tales of Arcadia Teachers:

These guys are amazing, and hilarious. Not only were they willing to beat the ever loving crap out of evil trolls to protect their town and students, they’re also just decent people. 

Coach may push kids hard, but he means well. He’s also trying so hard to be a good stepdad to Steve and just make sure that kid is living his best life. Plus it’s implied Steve’s former dad was an abusive a-hole, so the fact that coach was willing to be there for Steve in the first place is just so sweet. He also doesn’t push kids beyond their limits, to me it seems like he really wants them to be fit and healthy.

Ms. Janeth encourages kids to join the arts and do what they love, she also takes no racism. Did you see that look she gave that racist jerk in 3Below? She was ready to throw hands and much more. She also seems to grade honestly and not to be a jerk, so she is actually teaching the kids something and isn’t the ‘mean, cartoon teacher from hell’. 

and oh my god Señor Uhl. God bless this man. He may be seriously tough on kids with assignments and such, but he takes no racist garbage and will take in a kid in trouble. When Aja explained how they had to flee their own home and how their parents had become badly injured, he INSTANTLY turned into papa bear mode. Not only that, Uhl thinks their parents are the blanks, so when they said their parents were hurt badly, to me it seemed like Uhl interpreted it as their parents having a form of mental damage and he just wanted to help them even more. And that hug he gave Aja to comfort her? Like, he didn’t do a ‘I sympathize buuut’, he did a straight up ‘I understand and you will never suffer again under my care so long as I breathe.’ Respect this man. Respect these teachers.

I just thought of something- Think about this, The Lego Movie, but with Dewey as Emmett and Gosalyn as Wyldstyle! I was watching a scene of The Lego Movie where Emmett and Wyldstyle were having a moment together, and my mind just IMMEDIATELY smacked me with "But what if it was Dewey & Gosalyn?!" I don't think it's a terrible AU idea-

dewelyn headcanons

• Dewey cooks gosalyn meals whenever he visits St Canard

• Gosalyn, for the life of her, can't cook and resorts to take out

• Dewey holds her hand whenever they take walks in the park

• Gosalyn taught dwwey how to skateboard

• Dewey takes gosalyn to dates under the stars

• Gosalyn takes dewey to hockey games for dates

bunch of incorrect ducktales quotes

June, throwing their head into Doofus's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Doofus, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

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Huey: Your smile? It makes my day.

Violet: Your happiness? I live for that.

June: A room? Get one.

Dewey: Hotel? Trivago.

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Doofus: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Dewey: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

May: Why were you microwaving a lemon??? Dewey: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.

Lena: Did you burn an orange too? How???

Dewey: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

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Gosalyn : Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd.

Violet: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can’t just say blue because there’s more than one blue.

Gosalyn : Blue and light blue, nice try nerd.

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Louie: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!

Webby: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.