The Process Of Characterizing The Triplets In DuckTales 2017 Must Have Been Something Like This

Dewey duck headcanons

● Dewey knows how to cook not gourmet level cooking bucomfortjng homecooked meals he learned from Donald

● in highschool dewey basically pulls a troy bolton and joins both the basketball team and the musical and glee club

● Dewey builds his own plane to fly

● During one of their adventures dewey gains a sword and just becomes something he brings along everywhere and becomes a fairly decent swordfighter

● Dewey got to keep the sandals of hermes from Storkules and fight with it during adventures

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Dewey: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.

Gosalyn , stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.

Lena, who broke into their house an hour ago: Two sugars please.

Gosalyn : Coming right up.

Bruce: i’m having a baby

Dick: that’s gre-

Bruce, slamming adoption papers onto the table: it’s you, sign here

bunch of dewelyn and weblena incorrect quotes

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• Lena: Why is Gosalyn crying on the floor?

• Webby: They're drunk.

• Lena: And?

• Webby: They saw a picture of Dewey's spouse.

• Lena: But they're Dewey's spouse.

• Webby: I know. =================================

• Gosalyn: We need a way to lure in new customers?

• Dewey: Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events!

• Webby: Lena bath water.

• Lena: ABSOLUTELY NOT! =================================

• Gosalyn: Damn, the power went out.

• Dewey: Don’t worry, I got this.

• Dewey: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

• Gosalyn: What-?

• Dewey: I swallowed a glow stick!

• Gosalyn, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

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• Webby: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-

• Dewey: Eyy, homie!

• Gosalyn: But then there's cootie...

• Lena: Die. =================================• Dewey: Don’t mansplain this to me!

• Gosalyn: Wh- I’m a woman! I can't mansplain anything to you!

• Dewey: …Well, I’m a feminist, and I believe a woman can do anything a man does! =================================

• Gosalyn: Any advice before Lena and I fight?

• Dewey: Don’t wet yourself in public.

• Gosalyn: Not the kind of advice I was looking for! =================================

• Gosalyn: *closes a cabinet*

• *a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*

• Dewey: What was that?

• Gosalyn: The sound of someone else's problem. =================================

• Gosalyn: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

• Dewey: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

• Gosalyn: Holy moly- =================================

• Gosalyn: Dearly Beloved, we are here today to remember Dewey, taken from us in the prime of life; when they were crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk.

• Dewey: Aww, you knew my favorite cause of death. =================================

Bunch of Ducktales incorrect quotes

Violet: So, Dewey is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Gosalyn : Why?

Violet: Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.

Dewey, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

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Violet: *holding a salt packet* It’s just a little sodium chloride.

Gosalyn : Actually Violet, it’s salt. Violet: That’s what I said, sodium chloride.

Gosalyn : Uh Violet, that would be salt.

Gosalyn : *takes salt packer from Violet* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.

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Lena: Nothing in life is free.

Violet: Love is free.

Huey : Knowledge is free.

Dewey: Friendship is free.

Gosalyn : Self-respect is free.

Webby: Everything's free if you don't pay for it. The Squad: ...

Huey : Webby, that's illegal-

Lena: No, let them finish!

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Gosalyn : If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Violet: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Huey : Drunk.

Dewey: Wasted.

Lena: Dead.

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Dewey: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation.

Huey : So you're just gonna wait until Gosalyn is in danger and save them?

Dewey: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts them in danger and then save them.

Huey : ...

Huey : You're insane.

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Lena: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight?

Gosalyn: Why?

Lena: Dewey fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.

Louie: Huey doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"

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Webby: Where the devil is Lena?

Dewey: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe they melted?

Gosalyn: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?

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Louie: Look guys, I need help.

Gosalyn: Love help?

Webby: Financial help?

Violet: Emotional help?

Lena: Help moving a body? *Everybody looks at Lena*

Lena: What?

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Webby: I can't believe you've done this.....

Lena: I'm sorry I didn't know-!

Webby, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

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*Dewey is cleaning the house and they find an empty bottle of orange juice*

Dewey: Clear orange juice?

Dewey: Oh, it's empty.

Huey, who has been watching the entire time: I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot.

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Dewey: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Gosalyn a little bit.

Webby, holding Dewey's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Dewey: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Webby: My mistake.

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*Lena is casually searching around the room*

Gosalyn: Hey Lena, what’re you looking for?

Lena: My will to live.

*Webby walks into the room*

Lena: Oh, there it is.

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Gosalyn : Dewey ... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.

Dewey : *muffled* mm hmmm :)

Gosalyn : Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable

Dipper Pines headcanons

●he started wearing glasses at 14 due to astigmatism

●he learned how to play and be good at multiple card games because of stan and ford

●has a pet named echo thats a shadow creature from the shadow realm

●skipped senior high and decided to go on a cross country trip to solve mysteries

●a part of bill is stuck in his head after he touched the book of bill at 15 he's been haunted by nightmares ever since

●he learned he had a natural affinity for all magic types due to bill possessing his body

●uses playing cards imbued with magic for basic spells when fighting

●took kick boxing classes after their first summer

●is a published science fiction writer under the pen name Dr. P has published 3 of his journals and a guidebook

●has tattoos imbued with magic charms all over his body that each have their own unique purpose

●has met a variant of himself that was lost to bill due to this his greatest fear is losing control to bill

● had an amicable break up with pacifica after his 16th birthday due to him becoming kore secretive over bill and her wanting to leavethe supernatural behind

●has more of an inventive streak making gadgets mixed with magic

●has friends who have experience with the supernatural and talk to each other on group messages

●has the enchiridion

●ends up dating janna ordonia in the future

●became more of a paranormal investigator at 16 wanting to help solve supernatural crimes

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