louiethecryptid
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Ships with height differences. Reblog if you agree
Adding onto this to say this is the same “off” feeling that you get when you have a focal aware seizure, or just seizures in general. Y’know, the same feeling that is listed in seizure symptoms as being hard to describe, and then when doctors ask you about it, they complain that you can’t describe it.
You should always listen to yourself when you know something is wrong with your body, because I ignored this feeling, writing it off as anxiety for like a year before I figured out I was having conscious seizures by having a grand mal seizure and two brain scans.
Look after yourself.
Love that they put “a sense of impending doom” as one of the symptoms of a heart attack, like girl, that’s just how it is to be alive these days, you’re gonna have to be more specific
heavy on the poorly worded part
I think some of you forgot that autistic people sometimes act strange and say things that are poorly worded and speak with incorrect tone and misunderstand or miss social cues because they are autistic
dating simulator where it starts normal but it slowly becomes clear that all of the romanceable characters are attempting to cover up an extremely specific murder they committed a year ago before you arrived
Just watched the finale of the first Creep Tapes season and what the freak. MORE DONG SHOTS????
Today I saw a leaf that looked like a frog and I was like haha nice and then it hopped because it WAS a frog and I started crying bc life is really full of everyday miracles including but not limited to experiencing frogs
i can't- 😞💔💔i cant believe im going to say this 😣 but ☝️ i think 🤔🤔you don't care whether I get into acting school or not!!! 😡🤬🤬 Oh my God 😭 I'm gonna be sick 😢🤢 I'm gonna be sick 🤮🤮🤮💔💔
Like I’m not fine but I don’t feel I have the emotional capacity to burden another person with my petty troubles.
Which in turn makes it worse.
oh boy i wish someone would notice my cries for help! [someone actually notices] noooo i'm fine don't worry about me
i stay up late to be happy for a few more hours
They just don’t assassinate politicians like they used to anymore
r/vexillology
The Flag of Japan but it's actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain
I thought this was about annoying orange. The youtuber. I sat here, and I had to seriously question what heinous crimes an animated orange or its creator were capable of.
so i heard the annoying orange got done for his crimes and that’s great news but apparently that’s not gonna stop him from running for president again tho so i guess u guys are just gonna have to have like a revolution or something. best of luck 🤞😬🤞
bring back smackable technology
leave the second thing.
we don’t need that.
they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
The band Ghost is so fucking funny to me. Their frontman currently looks like this:
Or some version of a horny goth clown, but the guy underneath it has got the wettest saddest eyes I've ever seen. Just look at him:
This man admits to being very sensitive and cries at the drop of a hat.
He has a wife and kids.
He wears the costume because he doesn't like the way he looks on stage as a rockstar.
He treats the audience like his children. They're officially called the children of Ghost for that and also because of the play on "children of god."
The band literally fucks around on stage while riffing this badass music. They go through physical comedy skits every concert like the three stooges. For example:
Two demons throw guitar picks at each other when they get angy.
One guy grinds and licks the stage like a cat in heat.
One of them shakes their tits at goth clown man and scares him shitless.
One of them twirls goth clown man like a ballerina as he dances by them.
Several of them slap goth clown's ass when he waddles by.
He created the band to make people happy, to celebrate being a fucking weirdo because he always felt left out, and to make fun of Christianity because it makes people feel bad. He lost his older brother, and it tore him up so bad that the music he made as a result launched him into a worldwide music career.
This man ends every concert "ritual" with three things:
1. Be nice to each other
2. Help each other
3. Go fuck yourself
(Literally and figuratively)
Their music is 70% "fuck me I'm so horny", 10% "I love you so much" and 20% "ethereal badass metal".
Look at how much fun he's having, dude.
It's literally just a rock band filled with the nicest people on earth wearing costumes like a Shakespearean play. And all they do is make up funny little lore stories and serve cunt.
Gif by @conjuring-ghouls
how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible
This is what itd look like if minecraft added dog breeds btw
Realised another type I have: gross punk guy with a traditionally feminine name
Can't believe this has happened again, not complaining tho
I’m literally cackling rn this is so funny 😭😭😭
I have now been tagged so:
Favourite colour- Yellow
Currently reading- Carrie
Last song- 82nd All the Way by Sabaton
Last movie- My Babysitter’s a Vampire
Sweet/savoury/spicy- sweet
Currently working on- Crocheting a bra
I would tag someone but I don’t have anyone so if I think of anyone i’ll just tag them then.
I have been tagged by my bf @sabrewan so here it is :D
Favourite colour(s) - Red and Dark green
Currently reading - Percy Jackson series
Last song - Everywhere I go by Hollywood undead
Last movie - Hellraiser 2: hellbound
Sweet/savoury/spicy - sweet and savoury but they have to balance out
Currently working on - random sketches and multiple battle jackets/jeans :) but I've been a bit burnt out so I actually haven't done much
Tagging @louiethecryptid
pov: You’re reading a Thomas Hewitt Texas Chainsaw Massacre Fic
https://open.spotify.com/track/33vxkbipMdiCOJSHMvpqIf?si=_fkyDnsyRu6RPawNaSkktw
has anyone else had problems with the hunters moon imperatour date back shirt coming with not dry glue on it?????
i am inexplicably scared of grandfather clocks
Currently closet cosplaying as Billy Lenz, and i couldn’t find flares but i bought wide fit jeans and my thighs are big enough that it looks the same
Reblog this to prove your blog was made before the February 2022 tumblr resurgence
Update mothertron is trying to backtrack on this so…
This is literally just for myself, but i finally get to see a doctor about getting an assessment for autism. After literally 5 years. This feels weird
My sister is currently trying to convince me buying an evil eye talisman for myself is unlucky
Happy Birthday to Werner, a man who has been dead for at least 900 years who i will be making a birthday cake for and having a mini party
Idk if I'll be able to find the original post but
Happy birthday Werner :3