“mike Wheeler Is Fucking Gay And Byler Is Endgame,” I Say Into The Mic. The Crowd Boos. I Begin To

“mike wheeler is fucking gay and byler is endgame,” i say into the mic. the crowd boos. i begin to walk offstage, head lowered in defeat.

“no,” someone says. there, in the back row, stands noah schnapp. “she’s right.”

“yeah, she’s definitely right,” another voice says. it’s finn wolfhard.

“yep, she’s right,” say david harbour, brett gelman, and gaten matarazzo.

then, through the grateful tears in my eyes, i watch as one last figure stands and faces the crowd:

“yes,” the figure says. “mike is indeed fucking gay. byler canon.” i can’t believe it. it’s shawn levy himself.

the crowd gasps. i burst into tears. heroes by bowie begins to blast from an overhead speaker. byler tumblr rejoices. we are saved.