Your Roommate Is Literally The Devil. Surprisingly, He Is The Best Roommate You Ever Had.

hogwarts houses

hufflepuff - sunflowers, loud laughter, early mornings, doodling, bubblegum, denim, clumsy, dirty sneakers, birthday parties

slytherin - skinny jeans, stargazing, sleeping in, comic books, lava lamps, calligraphy, rainy days, graceful, chess games, mint gum

gryffindor - sunny days, high heels, jello shots, late nights, pleated skirts, thinking out loud, bad choices, chocolate chip cookies

ravenclaw - the smell of new books, swear jars, sweaters, polaroid pictures, late afternoons, greenhouses, ambition, messy buns, poetry

LET NOTHING YOU DISMAY, by montparnasse

Rating: Mature Word Count: 18,993 Era: Post-Hogwarts

Summary: There are a few things Sirius really didn’t count on for Christmas of 1979. The extreme sexual confusion is one of them; Remus Lupin is approximately seventy-eight of the rest.

Comments: So sweet and fluffy. I love the sexually confused, but also pining, Sirius. And I swear I would read the iTunes terms and conditions if montparnasse wrote it; their writing is so beautiful and warm. You can feel Sirius’ longing and love, and it’s just so wonderful. 

What “chivalry” should be: “I want to do this good thing for someone else because altruism is awesome.”

What “chivalry” should not be: “I’m gonna do this ‘nice thing’ for a woman because she is a woman, but if she doesn’t respond in a manner which I deem appropriate I’m gonna call her an ‘ungrateful b****’ because I’m a petulant child who doesn’t understand historical gender dynamics.”

Person A: truth or dare?

Person B: *exasperated* truth

Person A: do you want to kiss me?

Person B: dare.

Person A: *leans in* I dare you to kiss me.

Person B: never have I ever-

Person A: ThAT’s NOt ThE gAMe

Some knowledge ✊🏾

my latest kink is timothée chalamet nodding his head to music bc DAMN SON HE LOOKS SO HOT WTF

i honestly can't wait for our generation's turn to be the ones in charge like

give me a judge who doesn't even think twice about convicting a rapist,

give me presidents all over the world who'll give immigrants and the lgbt community the rights they deserve,

give me teachers who understand how learning really works and how pressure never helped anyone,

give me parents who think that depression or any other mental disorder is just 'a phase',

give me men and women and transgender generals who believe that everyone is equally strong and brave no matter their gender

Im just really excited at how our generation of idealistic dreamers and just open minded humans who love each other is gonna change the world ❤

Anxiety is a side-effect of souls seeing the world through a clear lens.

you see the truth for what it is and your whole being just reacts to the unfairness of it all // Hina Syeda @abillionlittlethoughts (via abillionlittlethoughts)

Y’all okay with another types of boys post?

Backyard boys: Literal walking sunshine, golden glitter and freshly cut grass, summer barbecues on an open fire, they are the sweetest boys you will ever meet like they are sweeter than sweet tea, any gathering that has friends and family all together is the best thing to them

Tin boys: They seem cold and distant but they’re actually looking for someone who gets it, they walk to clear their head, they are a cold hard grey on the color scale, probably smells like a department store, act like nothing can hurt them but a lot does

Waterbottle boys: Freshly mowed football fields and old leatherman jackets, tries their best, has too many baseball cards, skinny jeans and plain tees, probably listens to hip-hop but don’t tell anyone, doesn’t drink anything but water, a walking student-athlete meme

Cookie boys: Is never out of the kitchen, always covered in flour or some other kind of baking material, makes the best cookies, can whip up recipes in 5 seconds flat, messy hair probably has batter in it, stressed out 24/7, whats sleep?????

Bowtie boys: 98% Mature 2% dad jokes, worn out vests, probably knows how to play at least two orchestra instruments, sings in the shower, walls covered in plans for the future, history buffs, acts like they know a lot about fashion but they’re honestly so confused

Dandelion boys: See the good in every situation, constantly changing something about them and striving to be the best person they can, only wears pastel shirts and leggings, says thank you to the bus driver, positive posts daily, their favorite holiday is new years, never gets angry except when they do watch out

Fire lily boys: Hot headed but speaks the truth, early mornings tending to plants, loves nature more than people, is a delicate bean be careful, plants > people, only wears old band tees and faded jeans, walls are probably covered in punk lyrics and quotes, stubborn as mule even when it comes to the simplest tasks, truly an enigma 

I read on an aesthetic post once, "it's pursuing science but desiring art"

I’m required to keep a journal for my honors class. It’s a nice little break from my engineering studies to do a little art.