he was rushing to work, and you were finding people to hand your flyers to. you couldn't make a living without promoting the company you worked for, you see.
running past traffic lights, you managed to catch up with scaramouche, with him yelling at you to fuck off.
"are you interested in a debit card from our company? we have free gifts!" you said.
you noticed a street sign because you worked here 6 hours a day. you basically knew where ALL the roads led to. Since you were in front of him, you dodged it skillfully. him on the other hand, was checking his GPS.
"Girl, there's a street sig-" you started.
his hands were cupping his sore forehead.
"um, would you like to register for our weekly magaz-"
"call me an ambulance... i'll sign up for your weekly magazines if you do..." scaramouche gave in.
"hello there, mr. ambulance."
"HAVE YOU NEVER LEARNT A THING IN ENGLISH CLASS?!?!"
hahaha funny i wrote this in like june and when i look back at it it's so funny.... masterlist here!
pictures
This is actually the context for this pic guys trust me my uncle works at mihoyo
lowkeyartist!sukuna who makes videos in his room to post on his instagram. Most of it is just him making new tunes that would most definitely be sampled by an artist sooner or later, while some are covers.
But I think what people mostly know him for is the different lady - or ladies - they see in the background sleeping in his bed. His name on twitter grows hectic whenever they see the girls in the back in some of his videos, slamming and dragging his name. Regardless, he stays radio silent on it.
It’s not until a song that had used one of his vids for a sample went popular and he begrudgingly goes live on instagram for his first Q&A due to popular demand. The questions flood in when his fans realise it’s not bullshit and he actually is there to talk with them.
And, like true Sukuna signature, there’s a mystery lady in his sheets behind him. The live notices immediately when he shifts a little to the edge giving them a glimpse of you, almost like he wants them to see.
“Does it wobble? Don’t make me end this live,” he says sternly, trying to subtly read questions that aren’t about you behind him in the chat. He finds it funny how the whole internet has been in an uproar this past year due to your constant impulse on making your hair look different every other month - different girls, like he’d ever, the thought makes him scoff.
“Why do you bring over so many girls? what do you mean? It’s just one,” he teases, his head turning over his shoulder to peek at you - yep, still sleeping.
His taunts to the questions have everyone on edge, and you’re just peacefully in dreamland. His scowl deepens when he sees many people question his honesty on the last answer, so he finally breaks and he reveals the long awaited truth.
“It’s just one girl because it’s my fiancé, we’ve been together since I started this shit,” he leans back in his chair, relief flowing through his veins now that everyone knows, “why does she look different all the time? My girl’s just impulsive.”
hjbsksks anyways- can i request a childe, diluc and zhongli x a chubby and insecure reader fluff hc? (its my first time requesting and my dumb self is probably requesting on the wrong place but anywaysssss-)
hello nonnie, thank you for the request, no worries you can request anything you want besides nsfw.. ANYWAYS- hope you have a great day and I hope enjoy it^^
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Summary: comforting a chubby insecure reader Fandom: Genshin Impact
Characters: Diluc, Childe, and Zhongli
F! reader
Genre: fluff + comforting
Warnings: none ig.. just a little rushed.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Childe:
You're the one who he doesn't wanna let go
No matter how you look, you are still you
Childe would always tries to make you feel confident in any clothes you wear
For instance when summer, he would buy you some clothes that both of you can go to the beach with
This man has taste so any clothes that he buy would look S T U N N I N G
And of course it's on the expensive side, he loves spoiling his pretty girl
It's obvious that summer is gonna be pipping hot especially in Liyue
So it's no surprise that he's gonna buy clothes that is tad bit exposing.. O_O
And you tried it on..
"Ajax.. doesn't this gonna make me look really.. chubby", you ask
"Nope, you look beautiful in almost anything love~", he said
When you try to wear it in front of him.. my my, he's in heaven when he looks at you dressed in those summer clothes
"My my~ you look beautiful m'lady''. he looks at you brightly
"R-really?" you asked, "mhm.. you look beautiful as ever..'' he said, ''thank you.. i needed that..''
You smiled at him, his heart is felt warm now that you feel comfortable
When the both of you head to the beach, he makes sure that you happy and not think about how your body looks like
"Are you sure I look okay in this..?" you asked him one more time
''Of course it does! I hand picked them myself for you, thus.. you look good in almost everything''
You nodded silently and look down, you were just gonna accept it until he suddenly hugs you
"Look, I know it sounds hard to accept yourself as it is.. but I'm here to help you.. I'm here to tell you that you are the prettiest person I've ever met.." he strokes your hair
"If you still feel like that, then I'm here to support you'' he continues, he breaks the hug and stroke your cheek
''Can you smile for me?" he said, you nodded and smiled for him
"ahh.. there it is~" kissing your cheek and you laughed
You don't know what did you do to deserve him
Childe wants you to know that you are gorgeous no matter how you look
Happy you makes him happy too~
"No one can change how I think about you. surely they have standards that high, its their own, not mine.. people have different standards.. and for me, you are the most beautiful person ever''
Diluc:
Insecurities aren't a thing in his dictionary very least
You always felt insecure about your body, but he always tries to reassures you that you look pretty
Like today for example, you were walking around town and people were talking about an event that's going to enroll in a few weeks
They were so excited about it, thinking about the dresses that they could wear to go with their partner and so on
Then one of them throw a question at you, "So, how are you gonna dress up? Surely you're Master Diluc's partner, I've guessed that you would wear something fancy." She said
"hmm.. I guess so, I usually go with the flow when it comes to dressing up."
But the other girl said, "Is it because of your weight..? Sorry for bringing that up, but I'm thinking that it must be hard for you and him to find the perfect dress for you.''
There, you started overthink about your body 'Am I that chubby?'
You excuse yourself from the crowd and leave to return to the winery
When you got back to your bedroom, you stand in front of the mirror, scanning your body from head to toe
'guess I am too chubby' you said to yourself, so you thought about eating a bit more less than you should be
''hmm.. it's gone down a bit..'' you mumbled after 3 days passed
You didn't really say anything to Diluc about this
He's always left confused on why you were eating much less
You were too focus looking at the mirror to realize that Diluc was behind you
"Ahh.. so this was it all about" he spoke, you jumped and turned around, "O-oh Diluc.." you said, you don't want to look him in the eyes
He holds your shoulder gently, "Hah.. you know you can tell me about everything including this.." he gently spoke
You can only nod and hold back your tears, "Look.. everyone is talking about that festival that is going to be held in a few weeks.. everyone already chose their clothing.. and one of them commented that I'm a bit too chubby to find a perfect dress.. I guess they're right..''
You look down and bite your inner cheek, then he pulls you into his chest, ''You don't have to hear something like that..''
Patting your head, he whispered, ''You're beautiful the way you are, trust me on that''
You nodded and smiled, ''thank you Diluc..'' he smiled back
When the festival arrived, he make sure that you are dressed beautifully and more importantly, to your liking
Both of you have a great time at the festival, he's really happy seeing you comfortable in anything you're wearing
''You look beautiful no matter what you wear as long as you're happy and comfortable. People are born with different genetics.. and differences is always a beautiful thing..''
Zhongli:
If you're asking about his perspective, he'll say that no mortals or any living being is perfect
Zhongli is an archon, surely creating anything perfect will not end up being perfect, they'll also have some flaws
And when you're talking about height and especially weight, he has no problem with it
Surely you're insecure but he always reassured you that you look pretty
Like today for example, you're gonna have a meeting with your old friends
You were so nervous to meet them cause you've seen they're pictures and they look beautiful
Talk about glow up, some of them even has an ideal body and height
..now you're insecure, you look just the same and chubby..
*sigh*... how can this gonna be a great meeting if they're just gonna laugh..
Sitting down on the frustrated, you sank in your mind..
Then you heard the door creak open, it's Zhongli
He was looking for you to tell that dinner is ready, but when he sees your expression.. he's worried..
"Is there something the matter, love?" he gently sat down beside you, "Oh.. it's nothing, it's just that.. I have a meeting soon with my old friends..'' you said
He nodded, "and what's with that expression if I may ask?" Zhongli speak, "uhm... it's just another... insecurity of mine.. my friends are having a major glow up and I... I'm just the same.." you confessed, holding your tears
Zhongli puts your head on his chest, gently pats your head as he soothes you, ''there there... i'm here..'' you kept silent while he speaks
''You do know that people have different perspectives right?" he asks and you nodded slowly
"So they do about appearances, you may look at yourself imperfect, but for some people including me, you look especially beautiful.'' he tucks a piece of your hair behind your ear
''Will you trust me on this one?'' he asks you softly, you look at him, ''..I will.. I trusted you more than anything..'' you gently spoke
Zhongli smiles at you and gently stroke your cheek, he then help you find the perfect clothes for you
The day then finally arrived, you still feel nervous, but not so much since Zhongli already reassures you that you look beautiful as ever before you left
You're now leaving, feeling confident and happy
"Take a look at the flower on the garden, they may look the same.. but one of them looks beautiful in anyone's perspective, maybe the flower is feeling down thinking that they wouldn't got chosen.. but when it does, the owner will take care of it and make it look beautiful.. same like humans.. there'll be someone who will reminded us that we look beautiful no matter what..''
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smexxy time with smexxy divine
He slipped
my husband to be ! — they over hear you referring to them as your husband
characters : gojo, geto, nanami, choso, toji, sukuna
info : gn. reader, reader is referred to as ‘wife’ and ‘her’ in gojo’s but that’s it
a/n : this prompt is prolly ran thru but who gaf !!!!!
╭ ⿻ ・ TENDING TO YOUR INJURIES
-ˋ ♡ ◞ xiao ・ alhaitham ・ ayato. genshin impact. repost.
❀ ゚. ༄ xiao
you imagined this would have gone differently. you imagined xiao would be frantic, furious-- not at you, but at those who dared bring you harm. you imagined he'd be scolding you endlessly for such acts of recklessness, but he does not. instead, he chooses silence, expression stoic, almost unreadable, and it makes the heart sink into uncertainties.
it is silent.
there is a heaviness that lingers in the air as he tends to your wounds, fresh cuts stinging and irritated by the balm he applies in the gentlest of ways. you imagined this would be so much more different, and you almost wish it was, because you can feel his hurt like it is your own, and you know that he believes your pain is his, always and forever.
the salve is cool against your skin ; it tingles, the back of your hand, but a warmth replaces the sensation as his fingers dance across the injuries. he doesn't look at you, but instead, chooses to displace his anxiety and frustration in the way he takes care of you.
you tilt your head the slightest bit, force your gazes to meet as you smile faintly. it is a guilty smile, he notices, and he does not return it, nor can he bring himself to look away.
"i am still here, xiao."
then, he speaks for the first time tonight.
"you should have called me. you know you cannot face dangers greater than yourself alone."
there is something in his words-- a grief, the thought of what could have been, a preemptive readiness for the loss of a loved one-- and your smile turns somber. he is right. you should have asked for help. you are lucky to have survived the night, and you both are well aware of that.
you grab his hand, squeeze it gently despite the pain. you can see that small flicker of surprise in his eyes as you pull him towards you, and in the way your lips meet his, there is the quiet seeking of forgiveness and a known gratitude.
"i'm sorry, xiao." you murmur against his lips. "i will be sure to speak your name when the time arises."
❀ ゚. ༄ alhaitham
"be honest. you're pissed."
alhaitham is quick to care for your wounds, but he is not quick to panic. not a surprise, really, and it's also not really a surprise as to how he's acting.
"i'm not angry". he states, a blunt brutality in his words. "i'm just disappointed."
you don't say anything initially, your expression deadpan as it meets his before you throw him a half-hearted glare. there's a slightly teasing tone in his response, though you know he means them. had you been a stranger, you would have thought he was dead serious.
"i'm sorry," you start, "i almost thought i was being grounded for a second."
alhaitham doesn't say anything at first, simply stares at you-- and it's a long while of just looking at each other until the first person breaks. he's almost certain you will be the first to lose in this battle of resilience-- you always are, albeit through his own means. so he scoots a little closer to you, leans forward until all you can see or think about is him. he cups your face with his hand, touch gentle, almost too warm, and how steady it is that he holds your gaze.
"you are." he murmurs, and you almost think you see a hint of a smile when you finally look away, begrudgingly leaning back the slightest bit in silent admit of defeat.
"shut up."
"i won't." he answers. "now come back to me. you have a scratch on your face, you know."
"oh. is that why you were getting so close?"
"yes," alhaitham chuckles, and you are unsure what makes your heart beat faster : the love in it, or the way he closes the distance between you once more, "but i also happen to like you, too."
❀ ゚. ༄ ayato
"beloved, you wound me so."
there's a faint curve that settles on ayato's lips, but there's worry in that smile, and you know that no amount of words can ease it. you let out a quiet laugh, your hands in his as he squeezes them gently in comfort to both you and him : to you, in means of letting you know that he is there for you, and to him, in means of reassurance that you are still here, still alive and breathing.
there's bandages all over your body-- no serious injuries, thankfully, but there are still so many, and how they adorn you terribly so.
"and i thought i was the only one who was wounded." you respond, a lighthearted tone in your words. you do not wish to see him sad, nor do you wish to add any additional stress to his already hectic routine. ayato has experienced much loss in his life -- and even now, he must be on guard for those who wish to harm him through means of hurting those he cares for. you squeeze his hand twice : a quiet apology, an i'm sorry, and he hears it loud and clear.
"in spirit, i'm hurt, too."
your laughter grows a little louder. he's always been so cheesy and theatrical when it came to romance. the worry in his smile dissipates, turns into something of genuine relief at your reaction. though you may be littered in wounds, it's clear that you are alright.
"well, we can't have that, can we?" you murmur, pressing a kiss to his forehead in yet another means of apology. "i'm sorry. i didn't mean to worry you." you whisper, and you press your forehead against his. "i'm alright, love. thank you for taking care of me."
Clan head!Gojo
If I am not drowning in it, I have no desire for it.
pairing: knight geto suguru x disgraced noble fem!reader tags: historical au; arranged marriage; slow burn; class differences; conspiracies; angst; drama; misunderstandings; arguments; one-sided feelings; not really one-sided feelings; realisation of feelings; fluff; smut; hurt/comfort; kinda enemies to lovers; IDIOTS IN LOVE who know NOTHING about healthy relationships; both of you will learn though, but not without suffering a bit!; problematic families; tragic backstories; lwk tragic main story; eventual happy ending; MDNI notes: this was supposed to be a long oneshot, yes, but i got too impatient and i decided to start publishing it anyway. (i'm very excited for this!!!) the fic title and summary are from this post. the header is from pinterest. jjk isn't mine! pls comment on this post, or send me an ask, to be added to the taglist!! :))
chapters:
my beloved ghost and me
i was tame, i was gentle
in my head, we belong
do you think i have forgotten?
the first to make me feel
the only heaven i'll be sent to
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