Seems To Apply Only To B And Up, And Man You Wouldn't Believe How Long It Took Me To Get All Of This

THINK YOU NEED SOMEONE YOUNGER + ONE PIECE MEN

they start to realize they might be a little too old for you ft. crocodile, mihawk, smoker, shanks, doflamingo, corazon

info: will do this for other fandoms too i think, angsty on some; not proofread

crocodile never felt insecure, at least when it came to your relationship. after he left impel down and came to look for you, things got a little... weird. he was avoiding you. you knew it wasn't because he didn't want to bring you into his business (he did it more than once), it was something you didn't really understand. before you could even confront him about it, he said out of nowhere one day: "did you... get with anyone while i was away?" he looked at you with a hard stare. "someone... younger?" you almost laughed at his question, but you held yourself back. your arms circled his waist and you rested your chin on his chest. 'i don't know anyone younger that is as attractive as you, sir.' he grinned, holding the back of your head with his hand. "good."

mihawk noticed how you and zoro interacted during his time at the island. he wasn't suspicious that something was happening, he knew you would never cheat on him or break his trust; but... a thought started to spread in his mind like poison. once zoro and perona left, and you two finally managed to carry on with your married life alone, he asked you one day while you drank tea together. "how do you feel about me being... older?" you looked at him with raised eyebrows and 'the only thing that matters to me is you. i fell in love with your personality and the way you treat me, not your age.' he hummed, a deep sound that you know reverberated on his chest. even if it was faint, you could see a soft pink dusting his cheeks.

smoker didn't think about your age gap until he overheard some of the new recruits talking about you two. captain smoker having a younger partner is a little weird isn't it, was what they said. when he was back home and you were resting against his chest, softly playing with the hair on the area, he told you about it. you looked up, your eyes shining, 'old pan makes good food'. the laughter that left his lips was one that he always reserved for you, his most sincere and genuine laugh; he pressed his lips on the top of your head, murmuring praises and love confessions against your hair.

shanks really didn't care about it, not as much as other members of his crew did – with how well they knew their captain, the man would be destroyed if you decided to leave him. 'she might go for a younger guy, when your thing doesn't get up anymore.' they usually voiced their concerns in the form of jokes, so they wouldn't be too harsh on their captain, but it was effective. those comments made him start to realize what you two were – lovers. one day, without telling you, he and the crew left. simply left the island, leaving you behind with only an note written "don't look for me." in a messy manner.

one thing about doflamingo is that he gets whatever he wants whenever he wants. and since the moment he laid eyes on you, you were his. the people that tried to comment on your age gap always "mysteriously" disappeared, even if they were from inside his organization. no one could talk about him and his partner like that. if he ever brought up the topic, it was only to test if you were seeing anyone or wanted someone younger (he knows you don't. he knows everything); your praises towards him and your love always left him pleased – he would give you the same in return.

corazon is frequently insecure about your relationship. he wonders if you really love him, if he's good enough for you, if he's being a good boyfriend, if he missed any important date that he should've remembered – your age gap (made worse by your height gap too) is only another one of those concerns. no matter what you say, he often asks you if you wouldn't want to be with someone younger and with a better family than him. one day, after he asked that for the millionth time, you answered: "we can have a family of our own, rosi. you deserve happiness. you said once i made you happy, so i will stay. the only way you're going to get rid of me is if one of us is gone." he chuckled and smiled widely, as he often did around you and law, hugging you tightly against his body. 'i adore you. with all my heart and soul, i love you.'

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Day 3466 - 13 March 2023

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love fool | zhongli

zhongli, the student body president has been out of everyone's league since the beginning. yet you still let yourself crush on the golden-darling-pretty-boy. so, like a fool in love, you end up chasing zhongli who is part of the track team as well and somehow, he manages to avoid every single one of your attempts! (gee, i wonder why) good thing there's no app that lets you talk to him anonymously and accidentally creates a love square-ish between you two. or in which zhongli thinks he fell for someone through the internet but it ends up just being the pest (affectionately, you) crushing on him the whole time.

FEATURING: student council!zhongli x she/her!reader, other genshin impact characters.

GENRE: fluff, slight angst, highschool au

AUTHOR'S NOTE: my first smau on this account! please be nice to me thank u 😔

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✹ profiles .𓂃 gummy bears | sleep deprived council (6/21)

ch. 01 — zhongli's 1x1 picture

ch. 02 — ningguang's fountain pen

ch. 03 — y/n's wallet

ch. 04 — y/n's attempt to send and email

ch. 05 — childe's research design

ch. 06 — itto's ancient family oven

ch. 07 — ppt reveal

ch. 08 — damage control

Funeral of a Fairy (Maxmilián Pirner, 1888)

— YOUR WORDS HURT

as the harsh words left his mouth, instant regret poured onto him as he sees the tears that started to form in your eyes.

diluc, childe, kaeya, zhongli

DILUC immediately regretted his words. he started saying apologies to you as he came to hug you but you pushed him away. he dare have the audacity? the tears rapidly flowed down your cheeks as you walked out on him. DILUC felt his heart shatter into a million pieces, he didn’t mean it. he really didn’t, so please, come back.

you had seen CHILDE angry and you had heard him yell, but it was never something that you had expected to fall victim to, especially not today. you have felt fear, but not like this. not where the fear comes from your own boyfriend. CHILDE had immediately relaxed his shoulders after realization had set in when seeing tears beginning to slide down your cheeks.

KAEYA froze (haha get it) when he saw your clearly hurt and offended expression which was accompanied by the tears which had threatened to fall. the tension in the air prevented you from moving, rather, it just left you there to wallow in your tears in front of him. KAEYA found it quite funny how he manages to lose the ones closest to him.

it was rare for ZHONGLI to ever raise his voice let alone at you, his dear beloved. the tone and volume of his words were enough to terify you. the whole area went quiet. out of shock, maybe. ZHONGLI was even shocked at himself. your tears felt warm as the feeling started to catch up with you. you wanted to run away from him, you couldn’t bare to see him, but you stayed frozen in place. both of you were unable to talk as the silence in the air was suffocating. ZHONGLI couldn’t find the words to speak and you were too scared and surprised to speak.

taglist... @darlingxannie , @cxlrose

he ain’t never beating the stalking allegations

art creds hunnismokah

sorry im dead im practicing fursonas. would you like bird ragbros

miku miku 

practice

VENTI LMAO

Hi! Can I request a childe x reader streamer au scenario where reader comes home late after work and joins childe in his stream? It would also be funny to see the chat’s reaction 😂

Childe x GN! reader | No worries !! Thanks for requesting , I found this super cute AAAAAAAHHHH

“Fuck it I died again. Oh wait -- I’m not supposed to swear, aren’t I? Anyway... Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! ” 

Childe has lost again. For the fifth time this evening. The room was dark, and the silver light showed only his restless face, aroused in zeal. Pale cornflower hues move to the comment box. 

[Scara666] ... This sucks so bad. I almost threw my phone.

[i<3liyue] ... maybe you should update your h6 gun

[Windywhisper] ... Can you make a separate video on only how to use the power blast without leveling up?

[kaeyaSuperStrong] ... every fucking time i tried to play that game, my screen turns frozen help-

[Diluc_] ... @kaeyaSuperStrong; that’s because you bought your computer from the marketplace and you don’t have enough storage.

“This asshole literally blocked me. Move! Move! Move!” Childe groans, his hands stopping in the air. A hiss came, and then he whined. He would’ve cried right then. 

“Guys, I can’t -- like I can’t keep doing this. Every fucking round, my flag team keeps on getting captured..!” 

[Scara666] ... I‘m glad they’re destroying the shit out of you.

Childe straightens over his seat. “Didn’t I block you already, Scaramouche?”

[Scara666] ... I have other accounts you know.

“Well I’m blocking you again.” 

[Scara666] ... Let me just ask you a question.

The male felt as though his eyes could be trapped in the back of his head forever. “What? What is it?”

[Scara666] ... How does it feel when you’re over there enjoying yourself by playing the game you banned me in? That you, yourself, reported my ass just so you could rub it in my face that you’re just as bad as a kitchen sink.

“That’s it. I’m blocking you,” he then moves the mouse to the three dots and clicked block. His posture loosens and without Scaramouche, his chest becomes suddenly light and he could now focus on the game.

[Scara667] ... joins live

Childe jumps on his seat, this time, his eyes wild. “Just leave me alone!” he clicks block again. For a moment, it was peaceful. He went back to his game after a few minutes, encountering no problems becoming relaxed in the quiet air.

[Scara668] ... joins live

“Stop it, Scaramouche! I’m sorry for banning you, alright? Just leave!”

[Scara668] ... Try as you might, but you’ll never get rid of me.

[kaeyaSuperStrong] ... My keyboard is broken

[Windywhispers] ... I said can you make a separate video only on how to use the power blast without leveling up? You literally just avoided me awhile ago...

[$Zhongli$] ... Childe, will you send me the money so I could finally obtain the death sword?

Childe pays the comments no heed, he averts his gaze to the screen, attempting to make it through the next round without faults. He was close. Just barely actually. But still close. “--What are you doing?” came a voice from behind. 

The male leaps from his chair, tearing away his headphones in a meteorotic way. “So this is the game you’ve been playing all night?” you said. You step towards the screen, swerving away from Childe to see a glimpse of it, a glow fascination appears on your face. He pushes you to a distance and your brows knot.

“Let me see,” you pout and he averts his gaze. “No way,” he tells you bluntly. “Also, you’re home late. You better have a better excuse.”

“Are you filming a video?” you peek behind him. “What? No, wait --”

[kaeyaSuperStrong] ... real eyes realize real lies bro

[Scara668] ... Such a surprise for me. Who would have guess that anyone could withstand the sight of you? Is that your lover?

[Windywhispers] ... @i<3liyue; will you tell me how to do a powerblast?

[i<3liyue] ... @.Windywhispers; you have to level up

“Oooooh! Are you doing those youtube videos where a person sits on a chair and play games? That’s super cool! Hey Everybody!!”

“No!” Childe shouts, patches of red covers his cheeks, pulling you away from his computer. You laugh, shaking your head. “Aha, so mean,” your chuckles echo as you walk to the bathroom. From the moment the door shuts, Childe takes his mouse and ends the stream.