So Swiffers Really Don’t Get That When Taylor Says “you Know I Love A London Boy” She Doesn’t

so swiffers really don’t get that when Taylor says “you know i love a london boy” she doesn’t mean 🦶 at all. she doesn’t mean a specific british boy, she means “you know i love a British beard to promote my music in the uk ;)”

like.... it’s a hilarious song. nothing romantic abt it. if i were someone’s boyfriend and she wrote me a song like this i’d be confused af. “he likes my aMeRiCaN smile” like girl? what do you want 😪

and can we talk about the line “iN tHe pUb wE aRe wAtChInG rUgBy wItH HiS sChOoL fRiEnDs”? ummmm tfu taylor i came here expecting a love song but you’re being funny

SHOW ME A GREY SKY LOOOOOOL A RAINY CAP RIDE LMAO ok it’s more of like “you make me f***ing depressed boy”

and like she mentions Stella McCartney for no absolute f***ing reason??? in a song about her bf? she is like “imma mention my girl stella cause i luv her”

I absolutely love London Boy it’s the funnier version of Blank Space

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4 years ago
Stumbled Across This And I Have No Idea What This Means.

Stumbled across this and I have no idea what this means.

1 year ago

The straightest Taylor Swift songs

1.Betty: Writing a song about yearning for a woman is such a hetrosexual thing to do.

2. Marron: Yes because most straight men have scarlet lips.

3.Wonderland: It’s a complete coincidence that Diana had her wonderland tattoo removed right after this song was released. 

4.The Man: Because most straight women wish they could brag about getting bitches and models.

5.Don’t Blame Me: I don’t know what you're talking about being in a straight relationship is totally falling from grace.

6.Hits Different: Because wanting to melt another girl's world is extremely straight.

7.Dress:  Wanting to date your best friend is such hetrosexual behavior right? Right?

8.Gorgeous: Because it makes total sense why it would be worse for a man to not have a girlfriend than to be single.

9.Now That We Don’t Talk: Because it’s completely logical for “Truth is I can’t pretend it’s platonic it’s just ended” to be written by a straight woman about a straight man.

10.Daylight: “I used to think love would be black and white but it’s golden.” is such a straight lyric to write.

11.I Know Places: Because every straight person has to worry about people finding out about their relationship with their partner.

12.End Game: Because her being in a relationship with a man no ones ever heard of would be a big conversation.

13.Illicit Affairs: Again having to hide a relationship is such hetrosexual behavior.

14.Question: Because a hetrosexual relationship is totally going against gender norms and is not at all considered suitable and right

15.Ours: Because most hetrosexual couples have to deal with people disapproving of their relationship.

16.How You Get The Girl: Because most straight women are extremely familiar with how to get the girl. 

17.Out Of The Woods: “The rest of the world was black and white but we were in screaming color” is such a straight lyric you guys.

18.All Of The Girls You Loved Before: Because “all of the girls you’ve loved before made you the one I’ve fallen for” makes total grammatical sense for it to be about a man.

19.Glitch: Because it’s so common for a straight relationship to start off as them supposed to be just friends.

20.The Very First Night: Because there is no reason as to why “they don’t know how much I miss you” breaks the whole flow of the song.

4 years ago

How Taylor herself told us about Kaylor?

In the folklore: the long pond studio sessions, before singing the lakes, Taylor said “we’d gone to the lake district in England, a couple of years ago” without explaining the “we” word.

How Taylor Herself Told Us About Kaylor?

The interview was taken in 2020, so “a couple of years ago” means:

Taylor and the person, in my opinion, her lover, went to the Lake District in 2017 or 2018. 

While the lyrics of invisible string says

bold was the waitress on our three-year trip getting lunch down by the Lakes she said I looked like an American singer

Czytaj dalej

3 years ago

just remembering how karlie posted this on october 26, 2014, the eve of 1989's midnight release, kind of implying that she was out of the country (but she was actually snapped by a fan in nyc with taylor)

Just Remembering How Karlie Posted This On October 26, 2014, The Eve Of 1989's Midnight Release, Kind

but the fact that she chose this particular picture... with (her?) hands making our girl's signature heart sign which she became so known for that it's practically unofficially copyrighted by the Taylor Swift™ brand....

Just Remembering How Karlie Posted This On October 26, 2014, The Eve Of 1989's Midnight Release, Kind
Just Remembering How Karlie Posted This On October 26, 2014, The Eve Of 1989's Midnight Release, Kind
Just Remembering How Karlie Posted This On October 26, 2014, The Eve Of 1989's Midnight Release, Kind
Just Remembering How Karlie Posted This On October 26, 2014, The Eve Of 1989's Midnight Release, Kind
Just Remembering How Karlie Posted This On October 26, 2014, The Eve Of 1989's Midnight Release, Kind
Just Remembering How Karlie Posted This On October 26, 2014, The Eve Of 1989's Midnight Release, Kind
Just Remembering How Karlie Posted This On October 26, 2014, The Eve Of 1989's Midnight Release, Kind
Just Remembering How Karlie Posted This On October 26, 2014, The Eve Of 1989's Midnight Release, Kind
Just Remembering How Karlie Posted This On October 26, 2014, The Eve Of 1989's Midnight Release, Kind
2 years ago

FINALLY I THOUGHT IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!!! also i hope tree will shut down the media and that taylor is not gonna read those stupid articles

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4 years ago

I really want to believe Karlie & Taylor are still together, have a kid together etc. But what are your thoughts on Right Where You Left Me? It's clearly about Karlie, but it's not exactly the most positive bonus track from evermore that would confirm their relationship is, well...forevermore. Thoughts?

I do not really know this song so I will let others chime in. I am not a believer that evermore or folklore are specific narratives of her life. I believe those songs are sprinkled with a combination of true stories and fiction.

2 years ago

i was looking at the awe website at that unbelievable duo necklace taylor wore in her autumn tiktok and i realized today that there are different versions of the design.

this is one of them.

I Was Looking At The Awe Website At That Unbelievable Duo Necklace Taylor Wore In Her Autumn Tiktok And
I Was Looking At The Awe Website At That Unbelievable Duo Necklace Taylor Wore In Her Autumn Tiktok And
I Was Looking At The Awe Website At That Unbelievable Duo Necklace Taylor Wore In Her Autumn Tiktok And
4 years ago

You’re so gorgeous I can’t say anything to your face

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And baby, I get mystified by how this city screams your name, And baby, I’m so terrified of if you ever walk away

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You’re the West Village You still do it for me, babe

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Ooh, you'rе a queen sellin’ dreams, sellin’ makeup and magazines

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Everybody wants you, Everybody wonders what it would be like to love you / And the coastal town we wandered ‘round had nеver seen a love as pure as it

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3 years ago
Before Y’all Go Insane, I Just Thought This Was Fun To Make. I’m Not Saying Anything Is 100% Intentional

Before y’all go insane, I just thought this was fun to make. I’m not saying anything is 100% intentional

Before Y’all Go Insane, I Just Thought This Was Fun To Make. I’m Not Saying Anything Is 100% Intentional

Lots of connections what else is new

Before Y’all Go Insane, I Just Thought This Was Fun To Make. I’m Not Saying Anything Is 100% Intentional
3 years ago

Oh but the way she looks and laughs at Andrea after asking how to go about checking out women gives it all away. Andrea has to hide her face in her hands too cause it's too obvious she's playing haha

Andrea is weak cause she knows damn well Taylor is a clown for saying that 🤣

Oh But The Way She Looks And Laughs At Andrea After Asking How To Go About Checking Out Women Gives It
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