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loving how karlie casually confirmed that the initials on the pavement in soho were in fact written for her —a rep era kaylor fan theory— in the same breath that she says that her husband carved them in there, when we have literal multiple timestamped photos that show how her initials had a TS next to them years before half the pavement was ripped up and he added the J!and nobody’s batting a fucking eye!!
i was looking at the awe website at that unbelievable duo necklace taylor wore in her autumn tiktok and i realized today that there are different versions of the design.
this is one of them.
It’s the “askew” AND “raining lipsticks” that’s a neon sign for me. 🤭
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Hello fellow tinhat.
Something I saw on Reddit yesterday has sent me into a spiral of wonderfulness about Gold Rush.
A reminder of what Taylor said about Gold Rush, that it: “takes place inside a single daydream where you get lost in thought for a minute and then snap out of it.”
I had a theory from very early on that Gold Rush was about kaylor meeting at the Met Gala in 2011. I didn’t have any solid ‘evidence’ of this, but some stuff stuck out. As a refresher, we know that they met and had an interaction at the 2011 Met Gala because a year and a half later Karlie said that this was when the baking date joke first started. They joked about it, Taylor then mentioned it during her Vogue interview Sept 13, 2011, and then Karlie saw it when Vogue was released in January 2012 and tweeted ‘your kitchen or mine?’ Karlie wore a gold dress that year to the Met Gala and then 8 years later, she famously wore another gold dress and captioned her insta post “Gold Rush”.
What really made me think Gold Rush was about the 2011 Met Gala was just the whole way it vibes with the toe storyline, because I think the Toe fanfiction was invented to mimic Kaylor’s actual truth, partly to allow Taylor to write about her experiences and attribute them to joe in a believable way. It’s easier to lie when it’s partly true. So if Taylor first developed a crush on Karlie at the Met Gala 2011, it just smoothly fits into this toe thing, in a way. This is especially true when you add in the fact that Dianna was also there, and then Taylor and Dianna may have started something within days of when Taylor shouted out Karlie in the Vogue interview in Sept 2011, and both Karlie and Dianna tweeted about the Vogue cover in a flirtatious way. You end up with this messy bit of a love triangle type thing going on, not too far off from the mess that was Calvin/Tom/Joe (Karlie) in 2016. Not that I think we can say that anything really was going on between kaylor at this time, but you can definitely see flirting and crushing going on, which fits the toe narrative about them being friends and texting while Taylor secretly had a crush while dating Tom. Not exactly the same of course, but if this was all happening back then it gives her this ability to write about real situations and feelings while being able to attribute it to the boyfriends. And the whole message of Gold Rush is that it’s just a dream and it could never be. And so it was for another 2 years (in the toe fantasy it was just 3 months of her daydreaming about it and thinking it could never be.)
So this was just a silly, fun idea I had until yesterday when I saw this excerpt form her Vogue interview on Reddit. Keep in mind the spring 2012 show took place in Sept 2011:
👀 What are the odds? She was even wearing an folkevermore-style cottagecore dress!
I also realized that in August 2011, in the same sort of timeframe all this was going on, Taylor wore a Philadelphia Eagles shirt during Speak Now tour 👀
And on top of all that, at this time karlie was getting what I consider to be her first real chance at fame outside of the fashion world, because she got a cover story for Life Magazine, released Sept 10, 2011 (all this going on at the same time is kinda crazy!) And this video was part of that photoshoot:
Very ‘gleaming twinkling’ if you ask me. Plus Daisies!?!
So I hope you will join me in this wildness. It seems right up your alley.
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Oh but the way she looks and laughs at Andrea after asking how to go about checking out women gives it all away. Andrea has to hide her face in her hands too cause it's too obvious she's playing haha
Andrea is weak cause she knows damn well Taylor is a clown for saying that 🤣
WOW, we need a deep dive analysis on this man body language, I mean, he's "been with her" for 10 years! You can't fake a goodbye kiss, right? then, why is this man paralyzed by it? This is so fucking funny...
Does the 'jerklies' need more evidence?
In the meantime, we are here waiting for the house of cards to start falling slowly, under its own weight.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Caj502ijD-6/
the devil's in the details.
Anonymous asked:
There's a ridiculous video where Karlie goes the extra mile for whatever idiotic reason and reaches to kiss him goodbye in one instance and he's so oblivious that it takes him a moment to realize what she's doing and when he does he sort of turns his cheek and her lips barely land on his mouth. It's one of the cases where Jerk looks more forced than her to clown publicly. But, on the other hand, Karlie has to show she's worth his dirty bearding money, doesn't she now? 😒
Anonymous asked:
Notably there is zero evidence that he spent anytime with her other than for public show // Couldn't agree more, in fact, there's a video going around instagram where you can see Karlie 'kissing' him goodbye outside her hotel in Paris... if they're a "couple", why is he leaving?
Anonymous asked:
THIS IS GOLD! 👏 PURE 👏 GOOOOLD 👏! OMG ! look how awkward he is 😂😂! The failed attempt to make a 'cute' video of the couple...
TO UKRAINIAN FRIENDS
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Happy Eyepocalypse Anniversary
in commemoration of this momentous occasion coming up thirteen days from now on April 18th, i thought i’d share some compiled thoughts that i’ve gathered over the past year. and god, what a year its been. please note the majority of this is an attempt to bring together a bunch of links to posts, and string together a story surrounding the theory, a theory that i still call a theory. in short, i understand this falls in the conjecture column, in lieu of the terms “reach” and “fanfiction.” (well tbh i think its true as hell but im not here to create a convent) and i think this is worth mentioning, it’s meant in good faith 😌
👁The Theory: #all eyes on us
taylor included some part of an image of karlie’s right eye, flipped and placed on the right side of taylor’s face, in the reputation photo used on the cd skin and stadium tour poster.
Czytaj dalej
What are the top three things that happened in the last year or so that make you so confident they are still together? No “sources”. No small coincidences. Real things that make sense. No eye theory allowed! Go!
ok anon, i’ll bite!
-taylor’s sudden and sustained use of baby, child, and father imagery and language from lover era through folklore and evermore and now. karlie has done some of it too.
i could list it all up but this post would get very long and it’s, you know, a touchy subject. but i think it’s been pretty noticeable if you’ve been open to it. plus idk, taylor creates a whole album about a secret love and talks about wanting to be her lover’s end game but somehow it’s not supposed to include starting a family? and if it does it needs to be done publicly?
-taylor’s continued use of the crest symbol (something kaylors identified far earlier than swifties)
beyond the Lover music video, we see it in the evermore album photos, and she’s now used it on The Vault. it’s the snake looking like an S and the butterfly looking like a K, for me. plus.. crests are made for *families*
-social interactions with mutual acquaintances.
for example, cara delevigne going to see taylors SNL performance and also publicly sending karlie bottles of wine. misty copeland dancing for taylor’s AMA performance and then also posting a pic wearing a LIKE A KLOSS tshirt to instagram. lily aldridge wishing karlie a happy birthday using a pic where taylor’s right there in the frame. the haim sisters hanging out both with taylor and with karlie on multiple occasions. etc. and then brandon maxwell adding taylor swift songs to his runway shows, and christian siriano often featuring pics on instagram of taylor in dresses he’s designed. all this while karlie hosted project runway with them as judge and mentor. if you believe taylor and karlie were ever together, these kinds of sustained moments should give you pause because they just wouldn’t happen if there was a breakup.
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honorable mentions:
-taylor making the noticeable public pivot towards “fictitious songwriting” with folklore and evermore.
this isn’t so much a proof as something that i think really sets her up well for the future. for me, trying to wean the public off of searching for connections between lyrics and her real life is a way of protecting what she has. plus it has allowed her to write about a greater variety of things.
-the red rose dresses
i’m sorry say what you will about twinning being abstract (yes sometimes it is) but, this kind of thing is just obvious. what’s more, we can deduce that taylor started working on that video before karlie started designing her dress, and karlie then designed hers, debuted it, and taylor then went and did the video without change. to a similar extent you could argue a similar pattern with the yellow dresses in 2019 (elle cover/off-white runway) and the orange thing (yntcd/carolina herrera vogue cover/adidas/match.com) that went into 2020. there’s a pattern of one of them debuting a look, the other puts out a similar look, then it gets revealed the other was working on it earlier, etc… plenty of opportunities to course correct these bold primary color twinning moments if they didn’t want anything to do with one another.
-taylor continuing to wear the vsfs ring (which is undeniably a kaylor bat signal)
on significant days such as kissgate anniversary in 2019, while accepting an award in 2021, and at her birthday party just this month. honestly i could write a dissertation on other jewelry things (karlie wearing the cartier necklace through the pandemic onset and her pregnancy, the alison lou of it all… or the awe le duo necklace lolol, but the angel wing ring takes the cake)
moreover, it’s just all this and every other thing, in aggregate. they’ve both maintained my attention!
What are the top three things that happened in the last year or so that make you so confident they are still together? No “sources”. No small coincidences. Real things that make sense. No eye theory allowed! Go!
ok anon, i’ll bite!
-taylor’s sudden and sustained use of baby, child, and father imagery and language from lover era through folklore and evermore and now. karlie has done some of it too.
i could list it all up but this post would get very long and it’s, you know, a touchy subject. but i think it’s been pretty noticeable if you’ve been open to it. plus idk, taylor creates a whole album about a secret love and talks about wanting to be her lover’s end game but somehow it’s not supposed to include starting a family? and if it does it needs to be done publicly?
-taylor’s continued use of the crest symbol (something kaylors identified far earlier than swifties)
beyond the Lover music video, we see it in the evermore album photos, and she’s now used it on The Vault. it’s the snake looking like an S and the butterfly looking like a K, for me. plus.. crests are made for *families*
-social interactions with mutual acquaintances.
for example, cara delevigne going to see taylors SNL performance and also publicly sending karlie bottles of wine. misty copeland dancing for taylor’s AMA performance and then also posting a pic wearing a LIKE A KLOSS tshirt to instagram. lily aldridge wishing karlie a happy birthday using a pic where taylor’s right there in the frame. the haim sisters hanging out both with taylor and with karlie on multiple occasions. etc. and then brandon maxwell adding taylor swift songs to his runway shows, and christian siriano often featuring pics on instagram of taylor in dresses he’s designed. all this while karlie hosted project runway with them as judge and mentor. if you believe taylor and karlie were ever together, these kinds of sustained moments should give you pause because they just wouldn’t happen if there was a breakup.
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honorable mentions:
-taylor making the noticeable public pivot towards “fictitious songwriting” with folklore and evermore.
this isn’t so much a proof as something that i think really sets her up well for the future. for me, trying to wean the public off of searching for connections between lyrics and her real life is a way of protecting what she has. plus it has allowed her to write about a greater variety of things.
-the red rose dresses
i’m sorry say what you will about twinning being abstract (yes sometimes it is) but, this kind of thing is just obvious. what’s more, we can deduce that taylor started working on that video before karlie started designing her dress, and karlie then designed hers, debuted it, and taylor then went and did the video without change. to a similar extent you could argue a similar pattern with the yellow dresses in 2019 (elle cover/off-white runway) and the orange thing (yntcd/carolina herrera vogue cover/adidas/match.com) that went into 2020. there’s a pattern of one of them debuting a look, the other puts out a similar look, then it gets revealed the other was working on it earlier, etc… plenty of opportunities to course correct these bold primary color twinning moments if they didn’t want anything to do with one another.
-taylor continuing to wear the vsfs ring (which is undeniably a kaylor bat signal)
on significant days such as kissgate anniversary in 2019, while accepting an award in 2021, and at her birthday party just this month. honestly i could write a dissertation on other jewelry things (karlie wearing the cartier necklace through the pandemic onset and her pregnancy, the alison lou of it all… or the awe le duo necklace lolol, but the angel wing ring takes the cake)
moreover, it’s just all this and every other thing, in aggregate. they’ve both maintained my attention!
Does she really mean all 10 of us? 😂
We’ll see if the 2022/green (freedom) vibes come to fruition, I suppose.
If you don’t mind reaching, the emojis might also be interpreted as something like..
It was all love until something mind blowing happens worth 2 red exclamation points (like Jerklie and toe breakups?) then there’s a reunion (high five) and it’s all sparkly love.
Things I can’t wait for:
Remember how Taylor wrote poems and they had pressed flowers on them?
From a young age, Emily Dickinson collected and pressed flowers and included them in a book she kept, and also poems she wrote. She became a lifelong gardener and often included dried flowers in her letters. Nature and botany were important subjects in her poetry.
“In accordance with the prevailing floral language of her time, Emily associated various flowers with certain friends, family members and lovers. Her beloved blooms inspired metaphors, gave her images, “themes, narrative tropes, and an elaborate and rich language that related her to other artists.” Indeed, Emily called her poems “blossoms of the brain,” and not surprisingly, she was more widely known in her village as a gardener than a poet.” (X)
Louis & Taylor are best gay besties.
Here’s why:
Louis’s infamous “if that” expression of distaste towards Haylor was immediately followed by him saying “I’ve met her before, she’s a lovely girl.”
Not only that, he mentioned how great she is UNPROMPTED at least twice in his interview with Forbes and Telegraph.
They literally partied together.
Taylor’s AT&T NOW commercial ft. Her locked in the closet, her climbing out of the closet through the air vent before arriving in the studio to record music.
Taylor’s AT&T NOW commercial also included her googling the picture she saw on a guy’s shirt.
Louis wearing MJ’s Billie Jean t-shirt in Back To You teaser for everyone to Google the lyrics: Billie Jean is not my lover. She's just a girl who claims that I am the one. But the kid is not my son
In another commercial, Taylor wore rainbow, and rode a unicorn cat. (Hint: What word did Harry use to call a cat and got grounded for being inappropriate?)
There is no subtlety in this household.
Louis’s rainbow Apple t-shirt which led to the Bullshit 2.0 and the dagger tattoo, probably.
Oh yeah, let’s talk about tattoos.
1. Harry, birds don’t have eyebrows. (They kinda do. But it’s a meme at this point.)
2. Louis, Kevin is a pigeon, not a swift bird. HOW COULD YOU?
What a coincidence that Louis randomly picked the name DIANA as promo song for Midnight Memories. Almost like a tribute to Dianna Agron who was once aboard SS Swiftgron with Taylor while Haylor was happening on paper. Or that Harry’s Fine Line theme colors being 🏳️⚧️ a trans flag and STYLE music video from Taylor’s 1989 included a scene of this man looking at himself in the mirror only to see a reflection of a woman.
Or that Louis’s song Fearless seemingly referenced Karlie Kloss as the second wife of Taylor in (colourful) Suit & Tie era, aka Lover. Just for the first Taylor’s Version album to be FEARLESS.
It’s almost like they’re all closeted queers in the same industry or a Copy of A Copy of A Copy or something.
"You're the West Village
You still do it for me, babe"
(false god - taylor swift)
"Got the wine for you"
(false god - taylor swift)
Let's wine about it...
Wine also created this masterpiece:
"You buzzcut and my hair bleached"
(dress - taylor swift)
Before y’all go insane, I just thought this was fun to make. I’m not saying anything is 100% intentional
Lots of connections what else is new
Maybe these 2 will come out next. 🤞🏼
#headrubgate #headinlapgate #douchgate
A fiercely competitive board and card game player? Mhmm.. that tracks.
Why would this even be her answer if it wasn’t coded? 😂
👀
Who’s got the photo of Karlie’s sneakers under her wedding dress…..
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“love is so short, forgetting is so long”
All Too Well: The Short Film
“So with Phoebe I reached out and I sent her this song called Nothing New which I wrote when I was 22, and it’s really really special to me because it was the first time I was not a shiny new artist. I was on my fourth album and I felt like — I think this happens a lot of artists where they have their breakthrough moment and then the moment after that is really hard for them because they’re just not getting the same [attention].” —Taylor Swift on Nothing New (x)
“I just was thinking, “Okay, so we have mirrorballs in the middle of a dance floor because they reflect light. They are broken a million times, and that’s what makes them so shiny. We have people like that in society. They hang there, and every time they break, it entertains us.” And when you shine a light on them, it’s this glittering, fantastic thing, but then a lot of the time when the spotlight isn’t on them they’re just still there, up on a pedestal, but nobody’s watching them.” —Taylor Swift talking about mirrorball on lpss
Taylor Swift x Fame
This November 13th has truly been a celebration.
How it Started:
How it’s going:
‘Twas a happy Kaylor anniversary. Cheers to many more years.
I can't !!!!!!!!!!!!
Evelyn Hugo and Celia St James
She did it.....you kept me like a secret but i kept you like an oath
so the main character got emotionally destroyed by a boy and then later grew up to be someone who looks suspiciously like celia st james, a lesbian who married a man
in conclusion, enchanted is about emma stone
taylor isn’t stupid
taylor swift is famous for the easter eggs, hidden codes, and secret symbology she leaves for fans, giving them clues as to who her songs are about (or supposed to be about), when new music or content is coming, and other insights into her life and what her art represents.
she posted red shoes on her 22nd birthday in 2011 as a clue to let people know the title of her next album - red:
she posted a picture of herself playing scrabble in the fall of 2018 as a clue that the count down to her new single would start on national scrabble day six months later:
so this brings us to the lover era
taylor hid so many clues in this era that she was not straight and we know taylor hides clues because of examples like the ones i provided. she’s maniacal and unhinged but it is 100% what she does.
the first big thing is she released her single me! on LESBIAN VISIBILITY DAY:
i don’t even think taylor is a lesbian 😭i think she’s some brand of bisexual but this still feels like a signal that she isn’t straight. we know taylor knows about which national days are what because she keeps up with it all enough to easter egg national scrabble day plus this is her big “lgbt ally era” (🙄) so you would think she would be keeping up with the days of awareness for members of the lgbt community.
and whether you think taylor was trying to come out that way or not, a lot of the internet did, and they went and wrote articles about it (lots of articles) (more on that later).
then there was the bi flag colored “proud” bracelet she pictured on her wrist and posted to ig:
turns out a fan made this for her because they were bi and proud about it but i don’t understand why she pictured that bracelet, she didn’t have to, she could have turned it so you couldn’t see the word proud. regardless more articles got written about how people thought taylor was coming out as not straight.
then there was the straightest gayest clusterfuck that was the yntcd music video in which taylor basically made herself the center of a gay pride riot in a gay trailer part. in the music video she represented all the gay pride flags and she posed with two herself:
the bi pride flag (yeah some people say there’s green at the top of her hair, i don’t care the colors are there):
and the pansexual pride flag:
both these pride flags were not represented anywhere else in the music video - just those scenes with taylor.
this prompted more people to wonder if taylor came out
it also prompted a lot of people to accuse taylor of queerbaiting, appropriating and infringing on gay culture, and overstepping her bounds as an ally. all responses to yntcd were loud
are you noticing a pattern? the lover era was just: taylor does something gay. people write articles about how they think she just came out/otherwise comment on her sexuality.
now you know taylor, who is obsessed with the media’s perception of her would have known about this. you know her publicist would have been duty bound to let her know, “hey taylor, all this gay stuff you’re doing? it’s making people speculate that you’re gay.”
and you would think that maybe if taylor didn’t like or appreciate this speculation around her she would have toned down the gay for her next project. instead she aired miss americana in which she listed gay pride as one of the things that made her, her.
as if that weren’t enough the next album she dropped was extraordinarily gay:
in folklore you have betty in which taylor sings about wanting to kiss a girl and yeah maybe it’s “from a male perspective” but 1. that’s a gay thing to do anyway and 2. the character that is the supposed male is named after an irl girl. we also get seven in which taylor sings to a childhood love who is a girl and she says they’ll have to hide in the closet. taylor isn’t stupid. she knows what being “in the closet” means. she is a writer and a brilliant one at that. she could have said anything- hide in the corner, hide in the cabinet, she very specifically chose the phrase that means to hide the truth about your sexuality.
and lest we forget about illicit affairs in which taylor sings to a lover who is cheating on a man with her.
and that’s just the explicit stuff, the entire album is laced with queer themes and coding other than just those songs.
many people wrote about and commented on how gay folklore was.
so the next thing taylor does? drops another super gay album including another love song canonically about a woman.
so antis, take note. taylor is not stupid. she doesn’t mind the speculation about her sexuality. i’m not saying she’s for sure gay. but if she’s not she absolutely is leaning into stirring on speculation anyway. and tbh if she’s ok with baiting this heavily and she’s not gay she might just be a terrible person? so reconsider your hetlor stance because a straight taylor = a baiting and unhinged taylor. so you don’t need to keep policing gaylors and telling them not to speculate about taylor’s sexuality. she is signalling to us that she is not straight which she 100% does not have to do. no one made her pose with the pan flag, no one made her write seven, no one made her include gay pride in a list of traits that define her in a documentary that she produced. this is purposeful on her part. it doesn’t mean she’s for sure gay but it does mean she wants people to wonder if she’s not straight.
a few age related observations & easter egg clownery
So first, Taylor's current age is 31.
In All Too Well (The Short Film), Taylor highlights being 21 years old. Then, later in the film, we cut to 13 years later.
21 + 13 = 34 years old
ATW10 book release Taylor was 34 years old
And then, we got this detail from Jimmy Fallon where Taylor mentions hinting at something 3 years in advance.
Remember Taylor today is 31.
31 + 3 = 34 years old
Taylor also mentions in this interview that she actively sought to incentivize fan to read her lyrics with her coded messages. And that her lyrics, her words, are what she is most proud of in her career.
We've been seeing certain hints toward Speak Now as of late.
I must also remind you of this very important line from the Speak Now prologue. (I had this in a draft on November 1st and should've posted it then!)
Furthermore, I saw it suggested somewhere that the very title cards throughout the short film were chapter titles to ATW10 Taylor's book.
Long story short, I unabashedly in full clownery predict Taylor is planning on releasing a tell-all memoir like the ATW10 version of herself did. Furthermore, with the various Speak Now easter eggs we've seen lately, I also predict that Speak Now will be coming soon and that this "book millions might read someday" will be in our hands in about 3 years time
I believe this is something she's been planning for a while. And I can't wait to hear what she's been waiting to say!
But wait SR, what if, WHAT IF, KK attends SNL tomorrow because they actually met in the Red era and it’s the 13th! I will literally die, dead 💀 like my soul will leave my body, if she makes an appearance at the show or the after party.
C’Mon Taylor honor your vow and be over dramatic to commemorate the day you met your lover! 🥰 we have full faith in you!!!