This Can Fuck All The Way Off.

I need her

I get fr treated worse than bowling balls its crazy

Doctors to trans people: are you really sure you want these hormones? I don't think you are. I don't believe you. There are risks, you know? It will change your body. Tell me your entire life story and I'll decide whether you've wanted this for long enough. Oh you didn't know when you were 5 years old? Yikes, ok. I think I'll need you to jump through all these hoops and then we can maybe consider it in...100 years

Doctors to fat people who literally didn't ask: have you heard of this surgery that'll mess up your digestive system, just absolutely fucking mutilate it? Mess with your ability to eat and drink normally? Potentially fuck up your ability to absorb nutrients? Yes, and you don't want it? Are you suuuure? Are you really sure? I'm going to bring this up 1000 more times just to be sure also there's this diabetes drug...

lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk

I'd rather be a lost boy than a girl you know

Lost boys is my favourite movie, something about hot 80s vampires really gets me

ignore their incredulity. accept the truth. you have to be cut up to be made whole

“Dykes and Their Cars” by Chloe Sherman

we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor