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been thinking about appearances and stuff

LMAO

Some amazing book dedications: 

Woah, this is really interesting! I think it could be awesome! But what if Izuku had both his version of AFO and OFA? By giving his DNA to people, would he be able to let them keep their quirks and give them a blocker? Would it only work with the first person? Since OFA might be distributed across several people, would AFO not be able to take it at all or be able to take it with resistance from the quirk?

Someone else can add their ideas now, too! ^^

I have thought of an idea and want to mix it with the “AFO is hisashi midoriya” theory/fic fuel

*Please note that I am not caught up in the anime or manga in any sense, but spoilers mean nothing to me*

One for all could not be forcibly taken from the user, but All for One is the only character that we know of who can take quirks. We also know that the nomu have traces of dna from quirks. I’m wondering if the reason that afo couldn’t just take ofa is because it’s still partially his brothers quirk and since they are related the afo quirk does not recognize ofa as different Dna to take, which prevents afo from taking it.

Now for the Dad for one stuff:

I’m trying to think of how it would play out if correct. OFA is doubly protected in Izuku since it has the DNA of both the the brother and son of the only person who could take it to protect it.

But what if Izuku had AFO with the whole DNA blocking thing? Would Izuku basically be a safe that can keep all the extremely powerful quirks away from AFO? Or is there some other way this could go?

This idea is still in the earlier stages of thought but I thought I would share it. Maybe someone else can help expand on it. Sorry for rambling. Also please be kind I’m new to this ‘actually posting my thoughts instead of lurking’ thing.

Omg XD

Izuku: Comes down into the main room* Oh, hey everyone! Hi, Kacchan!

Katsuki, bleary eyed and barely keeping his eyes open: Ah fuck it’s Deku. Quick someone get him out of here

Eijiro: Wait, why?

Katsuki: Can’t you see I’m not in the fucking mood-

Denki: But why though? I’m honestly confused aren’t you gonna shout at him?

Jirou: *snorts* that’s not new

Denks: Shut up!

*Izuku starts crying*

Katsuki: Holy shit are you kidding me-

Izuku: No, no, that’s not it. I’ve finally realised something

Katsuki: Wait... come on someone get him the fuck away come on I’ll pay you-

Izuku: The answer was so, so simple

Katsuki: ah fuck

Izuku: Kacchan can’t get angry when he’s sleepy!

Everyone:

Izuku: That’s why he always gets es to bed so early and we can never see him past 8! It’s why he’s never once fallen asleep in class! It’s been staring me in the face this whole time I feel so stupid-

Katsuki: *shaky smile as he starts sweating profusely* I swear to god what the fuck is he tslking about this damn nerd-

Eijirou: no, no, he’s got a point, keep talking Midoriya

Katsuki: *bolts*

Omg I hate it

how to fucking flag pedophiles

call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE

THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!

so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)

1. click “flag this blog”

2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”

3. click “someone is at risk of harm”

4. click “harm to minors”

5. type “pedophile” in the box

I love it

if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

Oh man! I have this friend, and they’re regularly yelled at and verbally abused by their mother. Barely a day goes by when they don’t text me about how their mum shouted at them or called them lazy. It’s absolutely awful, because they can’t tell anyone else because their mother has such a good mask on of being a caring person! They’re not happy where they are, but they don’t wanna leave their mother behind either, and this makes me so sad. They’re gay, and they can’t tell their mom because she’s told them she ‘didn’t raise them to be gay’, and it’s sick. I’m disgusted.

Please, we gotta get awareness of stories out here!

Hey Uh Reblog This If You Think Parents Should Be Kind To Their Children

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

I need to reblog

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

Thank you so much! I’ll try and do that, ugh I’m gonna be such a mess of feelings lol

Thank you for the advice!

H e l p

So I know this girl. She’s really cute, I’ve known her for a while, and I had a crush on her for the longest time, right?

Well, today she told me something. She sent me a message telling me she likes me. I know, impossible to believe right??

But the thing is.. I now have a girlfriend. We’ve been dating for one year, it’s been really awesome, and yeahhhhh-

But I sorta still like this girl? It was really painful telling her I couldn’t be with her, but I’m happy in this other relationship and I don’t want my current girlfriend to know that I still like her because I don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings..

Can someone please help or give me advice on what I should do? Should I tell my current girlfriend I like the other girl? I don’t intend to cheat, so that’s not a valid option..

H e l p

So I know this girl. She’s really cute, I’ve known her for a while, and I had a crush on her for the longest time, right?

Well, today she told me something. She sent me a message telling me she likes me. I know, impossible to believe right??

But the thing is.. I now have a girlfriend. We’ve been dating for one year, it’s been really awesome, and yeahhhhh-

But I sorta still like this girl? It was really painful telling her I couldn’t be with her, but I’m happy in this other relationship and I don’t want my current girlfriend to know that I still like her because I don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings..

Can someone please help or give me advice on what I should do? Should I tell my current girlfriend I like the other girl? I don’t intend to cheat, so that’s not a valid option..

Oh my god

So a few months ago I asked this girl out. She said she couldn't because she was bisexual and I of course said that this doesn't matter to me. Then she clarified that she means that she is attracted to girls only from July to December and if I wanted to we could meet up in July. I thought she was messing with me but she did call me two weeks ago and we have been dating ever since. And I checked her social media and yeah she only dates girls for half an year. I am baffled. Have you heard of this?

But this is so true???

How??

So, some facts to consider:

-> Katsuki Bakugou sweats nitroglycerin from his palms

-> He sweats a lot of it, particularly when in combat/excising (see: the giant bracers he can fill on his arms).

-> Quirks often have negative side effects on their users, usually related to not being immune to some element of the quirk ex: being able to create fire but not being fireproof.

-> Nitroglycerin is used medicinally as a strong vasodilator (lowers blood pressure).

-> Nitroglycerin can lower blood pressure dangerously even at low dosages.

-> While people can build up some immunity to it over time, high exposure like Katsuki would have would still be dangerous. Unless his body had some sort of counter.

-> There’s lots of ways a body could raise blood pressure. One of them? Stress.

-> Stress (adrenaline and cortisol) can significantly raise blood pressure and do so fairly quickly.

My conclusion? Katsuki having No Chill Ever is actually his body’s way of keeping his blood pressure even. He’s constantly at 99/100 stress level for everything because of this. It’s why he does everything so intensely, he’s got near max levels of Adrenaline in him at all times.

Now whether or not this is canon or what canon intended is up in the air, but it’s now my personal canon. Ideal results of this:

-> Katsuki’s stress levels are discovered when he and his classmates/maybe teachers are exposed to a fear/panic quirk that shoots your adrenaline and cortisol through the roof. His classmates are sent into a panicked frenzy, running around and hiding. His teachers are either also panicked or just barely holding on to rational thought through many years of practice. Katsuki…. is just fine? Mostly he’s confused as to what the hell is wrong with everyone else. Whoever they’re fighting isn’t actually that tough without their quirk, so Katsuki takes ‘em down. Everyone is put through medical to determine what happened and why Katsuki wasn’t effected. They discover the quirk didn’t work because like, the quirk is made to take someone from 5-10% stress to a sudden 90-95%. Katsuki has a resting 96.7% or something. The extra 3.3% doesn’t change much.

-> They try to put him on anti-anxiety meds or something to help. He starts to calm down for the first time in his life which lasts all of 5 minutes before he passes out and almost fucking dies from the blood pressure drop.

-> “So you’re telling me being calm for once in my life literally almost fucking killed me?”

“Basically, yeah.”

“Hang on, I need to call my mom. I have an argument to win.”

WOOOOO! :D

We are the Pride Knights, and this is our battle cry No enemy can shake us, as hard as they can try There’s a fire in our eyes that no hatred can kill A passion in our hearts that’s as strong as our will To our fellow queers who fight their battles on their own We promise to fight with you, you are never alone To our fellow queers who have fallen with the pain We thank you for your courage, your fight is not in vain

We are defenders of the right to be proud of who you are To love who you love and to accept every scar We are your knights, protectors of our pride Together we stand, together we ride

These are back! 

[Tees | Hoodies | Sweatshirts]

https://teespring.com/stores/prideknights

I’m gonna add my story in here when I finish writing it XD

Edit: I finished it. Here it is! :DD

“And stay out!” Death slams the door. You walk away, strangely irritated from the altercation.

“Bitch,” you mumble. “I just wanted to see how he was doing.” As you walk up the stairs, you ponder how many subscribers you’ve gained since your last video.

Yep, you started a YouTube channel; you were one of the very first. You don’t age, so your body stays frozen at the peak of physical health- you’re funny and can relate to people (700 years gives a lot of time to memorise jokes)

And finally, you can’t die. You have one of the largest subscriber counts- bigger than Pewdiepie, even. It’s fun to see how people react to the shenanigans you somehow get into, and the suggestions for videos you could do are always awesome too!

“So guys, you’ve seen me and Death’s relationship. He doesn’t like me, and I don’t want to see him at my doorstep anytime soon (it doesn’t count if I show up on his!) It’s sorta a shame though, I really wanted to meet some of you guys this time..” Somehow, even when dead, your subscribers stay loyal to your videos, even trying to meet you when you prank Death or visit the underworld from time to time. It’s really fun, seeing them scream your name and taunt Death about what he lost oh-so-long ago.

You exit the entrance to the underworld, chuckling all the way. “Haha, did you guys see his face when the therapist showed up?! That was hil~ar~i~ous!”

“And remember guys, it doesn’t matter if you like and subscribe because I don’t need to eat, which means I don’t need to earn money to live~ but like anyway? Subscribe for more? Thank you?”

You finish filming and switch off the camera, sighing with a smile on your face. You love making videos, documenting everything you find about yourself and your immortality, but it gets a little... tiring, when you are literally the most famous person in all time.

Suddenly, you hear a lock on your door.

“What could that be..?” You mutter. You take your time, and pack up your things because it takes two weeks to travel to the underworld and another two back- and that’s not even sleeping, not to mention the various monsters you had to fight to even get a halfway decent coffee. (Nobody mentions Medusa. Or the Sphinx) You’re exhausted, they can wait dammit!

So, 20 minutes later, you amble downstairs. You crack open the door.

“So, what was it you wanted-“ You stop.

It’s Death. He’s on your doorstep.

Holding a bag. You don’t know what’s in it.

“What are you doing here...?” You step back warily. Death shifts, almost.. guiltily?

“I’ve.. I’ve been watching your videos.” You’re confused.

“But you hate me? Every time I enter your house, you shove me out again, why would you watch them now?” You ask.

“I’ve watched them all, even those from the very beginning 368 years ago. Your journey has been so long, and you’re always honest with your subscribers about how you’re feeling,” he replies.

You can’t connect the dots in your ancient, knowledgable brain cells. How does that connect to anything..?

“There were a few videos when you explained your immortality, and the feelings you had about it. I saw how you felt really guilty, but I was just too much of a broken-hearted asshole to care. But it’s been 700 years since you said no. And that’s a lot of time to heal. So, I’m sorry I was such an idiot. Will you forgive me..?”

“Oh Death...” you whispered. You walked forward, stretching your arms around him and leaning up towards his lips...

Only to shove him down onto his knees, and give him the most affectionate (if a little rough) noogie he’d had in a while.

“Of course I forgive you, you cretin! You’ve given me the biggest subscriber count in history! I’m rich! And besides, I only prank friends, and I’ve been pranking you for what, 200 years now?”

Death only laughed, escaping your hold to hug you tightly. “Thank you.” He said, smiling sincerely.

“No problem,” you replied. “Now, fuck off for another 700 years, I don’t want to die yet! But, I’ll come over to yours in two weeks? I’ll bring Minecraft- I live for that game now. It is my new purpose. I’ll just pack up my stuff, then leave in an hour okay?”

“You know there’s a short way, right?”

“What.”

In the 15th century, Death asked you out. You rejected him. Furious and humiliated, he swore to never return for you. Six centuries later, you’re still alive.

I want it

Three months ago I pitched an idea for a party game. Today, ‘WHAT THE PLOT?!™’ is a real game and available for pre-order! I am so excited. Thank you everyone for your support!

This morning, I realised I hate the texture of freshly bought bananas because it reminds me of what I imagine raw flesh would feel like

Okay but is this just me?

Like, I wanna go to bars and pick up drunk people, but not to frick-frack? Like, I wanna head to this drunk person and be like “hey wanna come back to my place?”

Then just take them back in my car, and proceed to pamper them and be really nice? Like give them a massage and a good talk about how they’re doing, then send them off to bed in my spare room and make breakfast for them so when they go they can do it happy and satisfied??

Or talk to them about the dangers of just going home with random people and give them my number and be like, “if you need anyone, I’m here,” and then they can come to mine when they’re sad and read books and curl up on a beanbag or watch movies?? And there would be chocolate too?

You guys don’t have to reblog, if you don’t want to! ^^

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

Personality Quizzes

Personality quizzes: WHAT’S YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL?!?!?!?!

Me: disappointment