To Every Author That Hasn't Updated Their Fic In A While Or Dropped For Any Reason : I Remember You,

Yoko: You need to tell Wednesfay you're in love with her. This is causing me pain.

Enid, crocheting a sweater: I have told her.

Yoko: Really, when?

Enid: Well not told her but I made her a sweater, I think she got the hint.

Yoko: Enid- I swear.

Enid: What the hell is this?!

Wednesday: It’s one of the saw traps from that movie we watched. I didn’t believe for a second that they work like they did.

Enid: Oh god Wends, please tell me you’re not going through with this.

Wednesday: Babe do you take me for some kind of a masochist?

Enid:

Enid: Well-

Wednesday: DONT answer that. Of course I’m going to test it on someone else.

Enid: Who?!

-Yokovina’s Room-

Yoko: *looks at her phone* Huh. It’s so late, I wonder why Wednesday wants me to go to her room.

Divina looks at her DVD stack of Saw movies

Divina: Babe, I love you so much please don’t go.

Enid: *holding a scooter* OMG can I ride this outside??

Wednesday: Okay sure? I'm not your mother.

Enid: *runs off*

Wednesday: Not in the street!!

Me: What if I’m just faking my chronic pain? Maybe I should test it.

*moves hip in just the wrong way, screams in pain*

Me: Nope, definitely not faking it. Also, I should stop doing that.

*five minutes later*

Me: ….

Me: But what if I’m faking-

Beach Day with the girls

Enid, Bianca and Divina take a swim while the raven and vampire stay on the sand huddling under a large umbrella

Divina: Was it a good idea to bring them along?

Bianca: They look miserable.

Enid: Well…. They didn’t want to be left out. Besides they have each other!

-hiding under the umbrella-

Yoko: We look like idiots here.

Wednesday: Ugh, why does the sun have to be so bright?

Yoko: We should’ve just stayed home.

Wednesday: For once. I agree.

Yoko: *leans head on Wednesday’s shoulder*

Wednesday: *pushes her off*

When is a monster not a monster?

(Oh, when you love it.)