My Boyfriend Just Woke Up, Mostly Still Asleep And Told Me “don’t Worry, It’s Getting Better”

michael awareness poster

It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.

me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.

the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*

this picture is so funny to me divorced from context. i think more amusement centers should just remind you of your mortality

it is so embarrassing to be losing my mind over a tv show and all of the stills look like this

and it WILL be the most thrilling piece of television you have ever watched

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

asked my cat if he wanted dinner or the slop that kills him and my twin was like "he can hear you, you know?" and when I looked down at my cat he was like this