When The Jazz Has Elements Of Rock N Roll

warlock gf:

me:

warlock gf:

me:

warlock gf:

me:

warlock gf: so dinner tonight is kind of a deconstructed pasta bake

me: by deconstructed you mean

warlock gf: i eldritch blasted it

me: you eldritch blasted it

i am a woman at war with herself, torn forever between my love of detective fiction and my hatred of cops and cop media

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

It’s five miles south of the Canadian border, twelve miles west of the state line. I’ve never seen so many trees in my life. As W.C. Fields would say, “I’d rather be here than Philadelphia.”

TWIN PEAKS: Pilot (1990) dir. David Lynch

Why is that the image google used

all skeletons are now alive

No way Connor wasn’t based off of dale cooper