Please My Friends Are Doing Psychedelics And For Whatever Reason One Of Them Asked Me If I Have Anything

shoutout to when i got banned from being a dungeon master at age 15 because i kept putting gender tf traps in my dungeons and nobody could figure out why, including myself

Happy new year, weird to think it’s 2014

Tumblr is pretty cool but I think to improve what I'm shown and have the feed be a little more personalized they should have a kill button that kills the poster irl

It should be illegal for third parties to tell you what to do with your corpse when you die. For the record if any of my followers want to turn my skull into a cup? That’s fine. You want to make my femur into a table leg? I’ll accept that. You want to use my skeleton as a tool for education? NO! I hate learning and never support it.

warlock gf:

me:

warlock gf:

me:

warlock gf:

me:

warlock gf: so dinner tonight is kind of a deconstructed pasta bake

me: by deconstructed you mean

warlock gf: i eldritch blasted it

me: you eldritch blasted it

just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

Absolutely shameful the way he's gone mask off like this.

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

Rage is consuming me