Make Gijinkas. Life Is Good.

huge as fuck claims court. im suing you for one william dollars asshole

139 sacrifices.

How many more must perish before I get what I want?

46 disappointing mice have been hatched. Now 46 disappointing mice shall die.

I require a more interesting mouse.

(also my left stick refuses to fucking click so this is taking twice as long cuz I can't RUN.)

I shall count my mice via Tumblr.

46/like 600 smth. Please give me my mouse Pokemon

Me, consuming literally any form of media: you are all asexual now I've decided. If you do anything sensual in the media I shall cover my ears, close my eyes, and repeat "lalalalalala" while repeatedly and viciously tapping the screen until it goes away.

Hey. Important question.

What the actual HELL

Is this Tokyo Debunker ad

Come to think of it, even the app store previews don't accurately depict the game???

I think we've found one of the reasons ppl don't try this game...

I pm guarantee that if they accurately depicted the game in the ads we would have quite a few more ppl playing it. But no. They gotta make it look like some pervy puzzle game.

Just show the actual story??? Just show, like, MC getting cursed! Show a few of the comic panels from the game! For Christ's sake, show the cards! This is why ur game is flopping!!!!

Show Rui flirting! Show Yuri blushing! Show the corpses, you have a ton to spare! Ffs

Spoilers for episode... 6? I think? Of Tokyo Debunker.

Okay. So. 10-20 is a LOT of information. Christ.

First of all, not very important just kinda funny, MC is so desensitized to everyone's flirting that Rui goes "sweet dreams, cutie!" And she's just like "oh, okay." Which I find hilarious

Secondly, there was something about his curse he didn't want to discuss. Whether out of secrecy or just embarrassment, I don't know, but either way.

I also find it *really* cute that when she's called in about Lyca, he's like "nope. I did nothing wrong, it's not my fault, leave me alone." And as soon as she starts looking sad about it he immediately switches up and goes "ugh fineeee I'll TRY to double think before I resort to violence next time."

Darkwick might've killed Neros. Ngl. Wouldn't be surprised.

Also, my timeline as is seems to be

1. Lyca gets taken to Darkwick

2. Murder

3. Clash (because of murder) (happens during Gala?) (kills Zenji?)

4. Houses defunct

And that's about all I got for the timeline.

Speaking of; the suspects for the murder.

I believe it was Alan, Towa, Jiro, Rui and Edward? Alan has already killed someone, but that someone has 2 eyes so I think we can rule him out. Towa, I want to rule him out but without knowing why he's a suspect that feels like the wrong way to go. Jiro I can't really speak for bc I've met him like twice in game so far. Rui as a suspect would've either been a horrible accident or just prejudice from his curse. Ed seems like he would murder someone. And not care. Just a hunch. But idk if that's enough to convict him.

So basically I have no clue. I wanna say either a freak accident involving Rui, or Ed did it on purpose, but what the hell do I know.

Had to Google what gigolo meant cuz I thought it was just like a clown but the actual definition makes it so much funnier r u kidding me. Lyca's basically saying "fuck off harlot" Everytime he speaks to Rui I love this

Also I can count like 4 times now that the story has treated MC like a precious stone and I love it sm. Haru in the bar, Zenji saying how much Haku and Towa talk about her, Jin slapping Luca for leaving her alone in Vagastrom, and now Rui making them both part-timers but having Lyca do all the work while MC just relaxes.

Also, call me crazy but I am not a fan of Professor Nicholas. He seems suspicious and idk why. Like why was he so eager to leave as soon as he saw MC? Is it because he was caught slacking and getting drunk while meant to be researching her curse? Lol

Also I don't think the drinks being technically non-alcoholic makes it any better. Especially if it's anomalous plants that make u tipsy instead. Isn't that just like... Liquefied drugs? He's serving drug tea. No way that's more legal than serving them alcohol.

OH, AND WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS GLOSS OVER THE CLASH??? like I get story wise it's for "suspense" and "mystery" but CMON.

Any. Time. She tries to ask about the Clash it gets shot down IMMEDIATELY. Like I get that it's a "sensitive topic" or wtv but like dude, if we're going to hold the Gala again, the thing that presumably started the clash, shouldn't we be researching it so we at least know what NOT to do???

That's all I have for the next... *Looks at calender* month, probably. These take so fuckin long. The cases I mean, not posting. LIKE LOOK AT THIS

ONE. I GOT ONE ENEMY DOWN. 810 THOUSAND POWER AND I GOT ONE ENEMY DOWN.

Chapter 14 spoilers again for TKDB.

Wow. that was sad as hell. I did not like that.

Besides that, though, wtf why is Jiro keeping it for FIVE YEARS. It's a note. That he doesn't even know the origin of. Chill, man.

Hyde is so fucking weird r u kidding me. If there was anyone Leo and Tohma should snoop around, it's Hyde.

Last, and probably of least importance.

Bro Jiro and Yuri look so

TDBK EP 10 spoilers again

Did he. Flip the cross. Telepathically.

Oh, yeah, no that's fine. That's normal. Most people who own mansions r psychopaths I really wouldn't doubt it.

ED YOU MOTHERFUCKER??? SHE WOULDNT EVEN BE IN TROUBLE IF HE WASNT THROWING DOORS OPEN, NOW SHE HAS TAKE THE BLAME WHILE HE FUCKS OFF TO DO HEAVEN KNOWS WHAT???

First, at least Ms. Takamine is forgiving?

Secondly, MC YOU JUST SAW A SUMMONING CIRCLE AND CANDLES IN A ROOM ON THE FAMILY-ONLY FLOOR OF THE MANSION AND YOUR FIRST IS "oh I'm so sorry for intruding" GIRL????

Okay I'm not caught up on the newest episode (or the newest four episodes really) and I know it's not exactly smart of me to interact with spoilers on purpose but

DOES THIS MEAN I WAS RIGHT. AM I RIGHT THEN. I SAID THIS☝️ I SAID THIS AS A HEADCANON ☝️☝️☝️ JUST PUTTING IT ON THE RECORD

Oh my GOD I would love MC accidentally finding out she can touch Rui without dying. 👌👌👌 50/50 chance he would just start bawling on the spot.

Just a thought someone else has probably already had but Yuri and jiro said the curse on the PC in the last EP was weakened because her own curse was protecting her so DOES THAT MEAN SHE CAN TOUCH RUI?!?!

like would her curse protect her from instantly dying? Maybe it's like how Ed is with rui?!?

SOMEONE PLS TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK "SVSSSS" STANDS FOR BECAUSE I AM BAWLING

IN WHAT WORLD COULD ANYTHING MAKE THE PLOT OF WHATEVER IP THIS IS ANY BETTER

AITAH for trying to ruin my son’s relationship?

I (652M) have a son (idk maybe 80? 14?M) who has major hots for his milf teacher (milf age M). Teacher is just insanely slutty, absolutely built to take dick. My son isn’t even 100 yet (I think), he would have no idea what to do with all that. Meanwhile, me and me nephew (187M) are older and know how to treat a lady (gender neutral). Ideally I would like to marry my nephew to teacher after having my way with him, but teacher is very attached to son. Son is also rather volatile- teacher pushed him into the abyss at some point and he recently climbed out. He’s nothing I can’t handle, but he keeps threatening to destroy my rpf collection if I keep trying to fuck his little crush.

I decided that soft power was probably the best way to go, so I started writing rpf about teacher and son getting a messy divorce. I gift them to teacher, which he always graciously accepts. Currently I’m working on a harem drama AU where teacher leaves son for nephew after a life changing night in my bed.

Son attacked me unprompted and accused me of trying to ruin his relationship. Which I am, but it’s in everyone’s best interest! Nephew has never had a partner before- not even during his heats- and he could really use an older man to take care of him. Clearly he needs teacher more than son. So am I the asshole?

So! Today's an eventful day!

Firstly, we got ourselves another Reacher episode.

Secondly,

Madoka Exedra came out/comes out today.

Thirdly,

The Caleb myth in Love and Deepspace.

And, last but not least,

The new Tokyo Debunker episode!

I've noticed, like, once every month or two, there's a one or two day period where pm everything updates at once lol. Pretty fun.