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a sentence meme comprised of quotes from disney’s 1951 animated movie, alice in wonderland. feel free to change pronouns or adjust sentences as needed.

‘   hmm… ? oh, i’m listening.   ’ ‘   _____… ! will you kindly pay attention to your history lesson ?   ’ ‘   how can one possibly pay attention to a book with no pictures in it ?   ’ ‘   once more. from the beginning.   ’ ‘   i’m late, i’m late, i’m late !   ’ ‘   what could a rabbit possibly be late for ?   ’ ‘   it must be awfully important, like a party or something !   ’ ‘   my, what a peculiar place to have a party.   ’ ‘   oh, i beg your pardon.   ’ ‘   i simply must get through !   ’ ‘   you mean impossible ?   ’ ‘   nothing’s impossible !   ’ ‘   read the directions, and directly you’ll be directed in the right direction.   ’ ‘   if one drinks much from a bottle marked ‘ poison, ’ it’s almost certain to disagree with one, sooner or later.   ’ ‘   i was just giving myself some good advice.   ’ ‘   goodness ! what did i do ?    ‘ ‘   well, i don’t think it’s so funny !   ’ ‘   oh, come on now. crying won’t help.   ’ ‘   follow me, me hearties ! have you at port no time at all now.   ’ ‘   um, pardon me, but uh, would you mind helping me ? please ?   ’ ‘   don’t step on the fish ! ___, watch it there; stop kicking that mackerel !   ’ ‘   that’s logic !   ’ ‘   well, it’s been nice meeting you. goodbye !   ’ ‘   that’s very kind of you, but i must be going.   ’ ‘   well, perhaps i could spare a little time…   ’ ‘   that was a very sad story.   ’ ‘   why, ______ ! what are you doing out here ?   ’ ‘   a monster ! a monster, ___ ! in my house, ___ !   ’ ‘   ___, lad, you’re passing up a golden opportunity !   ’ ‘   well, there goes ___…   ’ ‘   poor ___…   ’ ‘   ehh, perhaps we should try a more energetic remedy.   ’ ‘   by jove ! that’s it ! we’ll burn the house down !   ’ ‘   oh dear, this is serious !   ’ ‘   i’m sorry, but I must eat something !   ’ ‘   no cooperation, no cooperation at all ?   ’ ‘   we can’t have monsters about !   ’ ‘   i beg your pardon, but uhh… did you… oh, that’s nonsense.   ’ ‘   what kind of garden do you come from ?   ’ ‘   just what specie, or shall we say, genus, are you, my dear ?   ’ ‘   well, you wouldn’t expect her to admit it.   ’ ‘   oh, all right, if that’s the way you feel about it.   ’ ‘   i changed so many times since this morning, you see…   ’ ‘   i do not see. explain yourself.   ’ ‘   i’m afraid i can’t explain myself, sir, because i’m not myself, you know…  ’ ‘   well, i can’t put it anymore clearly for it isn’t clear to me !   ’ ‘   you ? who are you ?   ’ ‘   oh dear. everything is so confusing.   ’ ‘   well, i must say i’ve never heard it that way before…   ’ ‘   you there ! ___ ! wait ! come back ! i have something important to say !   ’ ‘   keep your temper !   ‘ ‘   you needn’t shout !   ‘ ‘   i wonder if I’ll ever get the knack of it.   ‘ ‘   then it really doesn’t matter which way you go !   ’ ‘   can you stand on your head ?   ’ ‘   i don’t want to go among mad people !   ’ ‘   oh, what a delightful child !   ’ ‘   hah ! i’m so excited, we never get compliments !   ’ ‘   you must have a cup of tea !   ’ ‘   what a small world this is.   ’ ‘   oh, that was lovely !   ’ ‘   very interesting. who’s dinah ?   ’ ‘   if you don’t care for tea, you could at least make polite conversation !   ’ ‘   why is a raven like a writing desk ?   ’ ‘   careful ! she’s stark raving mad !   ’ ‘   butter ! of course, we need some butter ! butter !   ’ ‘   oh no no, no no no you’ll get crumbs in it !   ’ ‘   jam ! i forgot all about jam !   ’ ‘   whom did you expect ?   ’ ‘   your majesty ! please, it’s all his fault !   ’ ‘   silence !   ’ ‘   now, um, where do you come from, and where are you going ?   ’ ‘   curtsey while you’re thinking, it saves time.   ’ ‘   i’ll ask the questions !   ‘ ‘   do you play croquet ?   ’ ‘   do you want us both to lose our heads ?   ’ ‘   whom are you talking to ?   ’ ‘   i warn you child, if i lose my temper, you lose your head, understand ?   ’ ‘   you know, we could make her really angry.   ’ ‘   oh dear ! save the queen !   ’ ‘   someone’s head will roll for this !   ’ ‘   are you ready for your sentence ?   ’ ‘   what do you know about this uh… unfortunate affair ?   ’ ‘   i’m not a mile high. and i’m not leaving.   ’ ‘   why, you’re not a queen, you’re just a fat, pompous, bad tempered old tyrant…   ’ ‘   ___, wake up ! please wake up, ___ !   ’ ‘   ___, i… oh, well. come along, it’s time for tea.   ’

I’m in love with all my friends. I’d kiss them if that meant I could keep them forever. As for now, I’ll keep sending them silly cat videos and wishing them peace.

on friends and soulmates and that type of love that feels like it's going to burst right out of your heart

@/zmije / @/leptodiera / @/bichopalo / lyrics from two best friends by bb bean / animatedjames on youtube / @/killingmyselfbutnotdying / unknown / @/sadiekane / friedrich neitzsche / katfish draws / @/elytrians / @/wormbus-art aka @/angel-pond / @/mushysuggestion / the unsent project / mhairi mcfarlane / unknown

what are your CHILDHOOD nostalgia songs. like shit ur parents played in the car when u were super young that became an integral part of ur existence

what about us, the persons who don’t speak english natively, but nor are from europa? would it be well if we speak and write in the break down language, or do we have to add the accent USA citizens associate with our own nationalities?

have you considered that perhaps people from the us/canada assume you are one of them because your posts are written in english that is indistinguishable from that of a native english speaker from the us/canada

I’m going to unionise with all non-native English speakers on tumblr and we’re going to start writing our posts with heavy cartoonish German or Russian or Portuguese or French accents and you will regret this message so much

morgana: merlin’s a lover, not a fighter

merlin, who just took down a whole army with barely a glance: i’m a what?

There’s a reason these people are fucking stupid and proud of it.

the point of being alt is to break OUT of the box

hi so i keep seeing so so so many posts about people asking if they are punk because they do x,y,z or posts asking how to look more punk or more emo or more scene, and while theres nothing wrong with asking for fashion tips, music recs, advice, etc,

PLS REMEMBER, u should wear *WHAT YOU LIKE* and listen to music that *YOU* like!!

Labels are used to describe things! we shouldn't change our tastes and preferences to fit a label. that is literally the opposite of the point of being alternative. focus on becoming yourself, then worry about applying labels after! experiment, try new things! there is no rush.

i used to ask myself "does this outfit make me look emo/scene/punk/etc enough?" and i realized bruh what am i doing. it does not matter. labels describe me, not the other way around.

life is too short to constrict yourself to any label!!!

A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

I have received an important email. It's kind of a big deal, especially in the sad world we live in today.

Here's the article pictured above with working links.

So yeah, that's a thing. Lets let him know this is something we'll take seriously.