Lunnym - Confused

I’m in a love-hate situation with this fandom but the idea of defenders of tomorrow is fucking hilarious to me so here’s my messy-ass contribution

I can’t believe this is the first drawing I’m posting on this website ugh

i once read a fic where merlin was dating freya and then stuff happened and arthur dated merlin and freya dated arthur and it was amazing because they all each have two hands

what if freya had lived and merlin had figured out a way to get rid of her curse? she lives in camelot with merlin and they’re openly together?

when arthur finds out, he’s sad and frustrated but doesn’t know why. it takes a long time to figure out but he realizes he’s in love with merlin. so either;

a) freya dies somehow, arthur helps merlin through the grief and merlin falls in love with him and confesses

b) arthur tells merlin, says he doesn’t expect anything cause he knows merlin is happy with freya but he wanted him to know, merlin cuts him off by kissing him and saying he’s been in love with arthur from the beginning but never thought he’d have a chance so freya was the next best cause he loved her platonically, he then breaks up with freya but they’re still friends and everyone just chills

c) arthur tells merlin, says he doesn’t expect anything cause he knows merlin is happy with freya but wanted him to know, merlin tells him that he and freya broke up a fortnight ago cause merlin realized he loved arthur, they kiss and live happily ever after

d) arthur’s content to pine from afar forever but merlin goes to him and tells arthur he broke up with freya because he realized he’s in love with arthur, arthur confesses, they kiss and live happily ever after

There’s a reason these people are fucking stupid and proud of it.

settle this for me once and for all

is “chai” a TYPE of tea??! bc in Hindi/Urdu, the word chai just means tea

i leave them once w my account and once again without logging in

I’ve noticed lately that it’s often Americans who leave tags like “I don’t even care if it’s made up” on posts I make that are not particularly unbelievable, but are pretty specific to my way of life or corner of the world (like the one about the cheese vendor). It reminds me of that tweet that was circulating, that said Americans have a “medieval peasant scale of worldview”—I mean, if you don’t want to be perceived this way by the rest of the world maybe don’t go around social media saying that if a cultural concept or way of life sounds unfamiliar it must be made up?

It’s the imbalance that’s annoying, because like—when I mentioned having no mobile network around here I had people giving me info about Verizon to fix my problem. I post some rural pic and someone says it must be somewhere in the Midwest because the Southwest doesn’t look like this. My post about my postwoman has thousands of Americans assuming it’s about the USPS. On my post about my architect there’s someone saying “it’s because architecture is an impacted major” and other irrelevant stuff about how architecture is taught in the US. This kind of thing happens so so so often and I’m expected to be familiar with the concepts of Verizon and the Midwest and impacted majors and the USPS and meanwhile I make a post about my daily life and Americans in the notes are debating like “dunno if real. it sounds made up”

Going online for the rest of the world means having to keep in mind an insane amount of hyperspecific trivia about American culture while going online for Americans means having to keep in mind that the rest of the world really exists I guess

To everyone going “oh no! Adam thinks Shiro’s probably dead”

Are you ACTUALLY trying to tell me that Sam Holt, after kissing his wife and explaining where their children are, did not PROMPTLY run to the Garrison to be like “oooohhhhh shit you nerds are not gonna believe this”, and NOT stop by Adam’s office?

You don’t think he crashed in there like:

“HeyHEYhey guess who’s alive bitch?! ME! But also your man! He’s leading a rebellion with your adopted son, got a sick ass robot arm and oh…Adam, oh boy…. *deep inhale* he be looking fiiiiiiiine~”

“Oh! Oh… actually…We broke up”

“Well you’re gonna un-fuck that when you see his bobbies”

I have a bath bomb from lush but no tub so I guess I’ll just have to eat it