Girls Will Be Like “oh I’m Just Running Some Quick Errands” And Then Spend All Day In The Wetlands

Chris Fleming and Steve Buscemi for Vogue

i swear to god i thought jerma was in the casket

hey so last night i was looking for charming teddy bears, and what should have been a just and noble quest devolved into a horrible discovery:

for around 200 big ones, you can purchase a teddy bear with the body of a man and the eyes of a creature that knows it should not exist

why don't you go "lay siege" to some bitches?

cant believe on top of all the political stress and financial instability next year theyre gonna send the kaiju after us too

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

saw this amazing post but rbs got turned off so. get funged idiot