Happy New Year! 🥂🍾

Ron groaned and buried his face in his arms. Across the crowded common room, his best friend had just interrupted what appeared to be a rather impassioned rant by a certain dramatic blond prat by kissing him square on the mouth. It was, horrifically, an extremely effective strategy.

When she saw the source of his distress, Hermione reached over, patting him on the head in what was probably intended to be a comforting gesture. “At least it’s better than fighting,” she said conciliatorily.

Ron glanced back up to see that the pair were now snogging enthusiastically and grimaced.

“Is it?”

For the @drarrymicrofic prompt Better Than Fighting

LV should be wearing the fanciest robes. I said it.

Things I Will Never Tire of in Drarry Fics

Some of these are Drarry cliches, some of these are just things I love. And in no particular order. Enjoy, and add your own!

CW: one reference to sex

"Scared Potter?" or "Scared Malfoy" followed by, of course, "You wish." Bonus points if they're about to duel as adults, like in Auror training or something

Draco wearing eyeliner and/or leather pants

Ron being like "I really don't care that you're gay, but Malfoy??"

Pushing each other against a wall in a fight that turns into a kiss (yes, I know, classic Enemies to Lovers but I like it at Hogwarts specifically)

Harry teaching Draco to cast a Patronus and it turns out to be a stag

Party games, party games, party games, party games

Literally almost anything eighth year

When 'Potter' becomes 'Harry,' and 'Malfoy' becomes 'Draco.' But they still call each other Potter and Malfoy when they're teasing and during sex

Pansy and Hermione scheming to get them together

Auror partners!!

I love mutual pining, but especially Draco POV pining for years and years, especially when Harry grows up and just gets ripped and gorgeous and Draco practically drools at the sight of him

Oblivious!Harry realizing he's been wanting Draco forever

Harry apologizing for Sectumsempra

Kissing in the Great Hall to come out to everyone

Ron and Draco becoming friends!! Draco being the only one who can beat him at chess

Hermione and Draco bonding over books and nerdy stuff

Their friends having debates over who was more obsessed with the other--bonus points if it is hearing this debate that gets them together/helps them see that the other likes him back

Smelling each other in Amortentia!!

Draco in Weasley sweaters!!

Harry returning Draco's wand after the war

H/C after nightmares

Draco being the only one (other than Harry's friends ofc) willing to call him out/be real with him

Narcissa and Harry friendship!!

Lucius Malfoy bashing

Handshake, handshake, handshake, handshake--especially as adults and especially if Harry initiates it and Draco hesitates in surprise before finally taking it

society depicts hell as the hot underworld from Dante’s Inferno, but I think we’ve all encountered some variation of Satan’s influence and it fucking looks like this:

memento mori

Harry's friends... love him so much...

ao3 is truly a den of depravity

mfs will be like “this is my comfort show” and the comfort show in question is a homoerotic bloodbath about a sweaty whore from the fbi and some fucking psychiatrist

Hannibal (2013-2015)

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter Additional Tags: Blow Jobs, Deepthroating, Face-Fucking, Power Imbalance, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Second Wizarding War with Voldemort (Harry Potter), Order of the Phoenix (Harry Potter) Series: Part 1 of Kinkuary 2022 Summary:

The Order have a prisoner bound and gagged, Harry offers him a chance to reciprocate.