Wake Up, Fushiguro

So Uraraka is grieving, Izuku is trying to comfort her, class A shows up to do the same, and somehow Katsuki makes all about Izuku again?

"Baby, are you okay? Do you still have embers? How do you feel about that?"

"Kacchan, Uraraka is crying."

"Who?"

At this point, all of them know Katsuki is gay af with an Izuku hyperfixation.

That boy never minded him own business a day in his goddamn life.

As a bubble tea barista it’s my duty to include that into everything I write so picturing Katsuki as a broke college student because his parents can’t really afford to help him as often anymore so Mitsuki tells him to ‘get a damn job for once’ and so he applies to a hundred places but only one responds (they’re the only one that was willing to hire him) and Katsuki ends up going to a boba shop on campus and Izuku works there. Greaaaat. The weird sunshine boy his friends are friends with who talks his ear off. This should be fun. Katsuki is BAD with kids, and there’s not many that come in but when they do he’s so agitated and grumpy and then Izuku is all smiles and happy to help them pop the straws in but eventually as they work together. Katsuki throws popping boba at him any chance he gets and it’s such a mess. They bicker a lot over small things like whose mopping the floor and that Katsuki can’t wear his hat backwards because the logo isn’t showing, and Deku keeps giving people free stuff because he feels bad when they can’t afford it—‘it’s not our fault they’re broke’ ‘Kacchan, so are we—‘. Katsuki starts to really like working with Izuku and maybe he’s kinda cute,,,even tho they have mutual friends and hang out a lot he’s never paid much attention to him because he doesn’t think someone as sweet as Izuku would bother but then he finds out he got him the job when every other place rejected him for his attitude and he starts buying Izuku lunch and he’s so red when Izuku hugs him and then they’re hanging out in their dorms and then Izuku falls asleep in his lap and Katsuki is trying so hard not to touch his fluffy, soft hair what is happening to him???

Tony, teaching Peter to drive: Okay Peter, what does a green light mean?

Peter: Go!

Tony: A red light?

Peter: Stop!

Tony: And what about a yellow light?

Peter: If you floor it, you can make it!

Tony: …No—

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Tony: *shatters a window and climbs through it*

Tony: *turns around and helps Peter through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Peter.

Peter: Okay.

Big fan of whatever this dynamic is

Harley: do the webs come out of you

Peter: no

Peter: what the fuck

Peter: that would be creepy and weird

Harley: but like imagine if they did

Peter: where would they come from

Harley: out of your pores?

Harley: you know like sweat?

Harley: imagine sweating webs

Peter:

Peter: you are so disgusting

canon

motivational 👍

I just imagine Bakugou crashing Midoriya's classes so much to the point that the novelty has worn off, and the students groan every time they hear him approaching.

Midoriya: Okay class, so we-

*door slams open*

Bakugou: DEKU!

Midoriya: *sighs in teacher* What is it this time?

Bakugou: Fight me!

Midoriya: I'm in the middle of a lesson Kacchan.

Bakugou: FIGHT ME!

Kota: Get out! I'm trying to learn.

Bakugou: You wanna go little brat?!

Midoriya: Kacchan, please don't fight the children!

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