I'm A Simple Person I Receive The Smallest Confirmation That My Friends Enjoy My Presence And I Bask

goncharov 1973 dir. martin scorsese might be a mafia movie to sigma male film bros but to me she is like if a traumatized russian mercenary who dreams of a quiet house on a hill but cannot escape the blood on his hands was my girlmutual

Me Giving a Pressed Conference: our advocacy for the disabled must include the addict, the imperfect victim, those we despise; the right to autonomy and life cannot devolve into a popularity contest

Reporter I Hate (Not Sexual Tension): Does that include all the attendees of the Bored Ape NFT event who went blind

Me: *Blood streaming from my nostrils and eyes* david, it includes everyone

P5 GIRLS♡

My hobbies include being weird and then being like why did I say that

Don't worry single mutuals I'm literally your boyfriend

I’m always feeling like wait did I just do something unforgivable? But all I did was walk somewhere or turn in a paper late

It’s still halloween to me. I don’t care.

People fail to understand that this yaoi shit is life or death

drew devil miku ahead of time for my halloween icon on twt 😈🖤

"Why do you hate found family" you guys will call characters who r literally coworkers siblings its stupid.