Stealing A Glance..

When men say "ummm actually the age of consent is 16 in some places" they should get shot immediately

thank you to the anti zukka makers of the atla twitter poll because you have revived the zukka fandom 🫡

could i offer you some round bears in these trying times?

we did it lads 🤭🫡

I’m always feeling like wait did I just do something unforgivable? But all I did was walk somewhere or turn in a paper late

“Normalize x” “normalize y” I hope we denormalize everything. I hope we all become freaks. And I hope we all die

Me Giving a Pressed Conference: our advocacy for the disabled must include the addict, the imperfect victim, those we despise; the right to autonomy and life cannot devolve into a popularity contest

Reporter I Hate (Not Sexual Tension): Does that include all the attendees of the Bored Ape NFT event who went blind

Me: *Blood streaming from my nostrils and eyes* david, it includes everyone

loving my friends online isn’t enough i need a plane ticket

Dafan Mountain. Wei Wuxian is in danger.

"Why do you hate found family" you guys will call characters who r literally coworkers siblings its stupid.