No Gwen Wouldn't Be Stepping Out By Existing As Spider-man Same With Pavitr, Jessica, And Miguel. It's

wow. finally, ive finished filling the house with chintz! i really hope my husband likes- oh. uh

“Normalize x” “normalize y” I hope we denormalize everything. I hope we all become freaks. And I hope we all die

"are you okay?" NO i've been the same height since i was 14

fav protagonist type is "guy who is just having a really weird day"

the sentiments "completely sterilized fiction absent of any of the bad or evil things that happen in real life is neither inherently good storytelling nor morally superior" and "holy fuck you shouldn't be producing child porn" are not mutually exclusive and there is, in fact, nuance in the world

Found another idiotic accounting mistake from my predecessor that I have to fix and I was like "WILL THE SPECTER OF THAT MAN'S INCOMPETENCE EVER CEASE TO HAUNT ME" and my coworker was like "Why do you talk like that"

Do other wlw ever get tired of shitting on butches I don't think they do

Did you get the hetero validation for not being like one of those mean ugly butches :(

"i could fix him" good for you. im gonna join him in his insanity

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me