I Need To Look Like A Man So I Can Dress Like A Woman

oh to be called "my love" by your favourite person in the whole world

wow. finally, ive finished filling the house with chintz! i really hope my husband likes- oh. uh

you all are far superior to your fathers don’t forget that

Found another idiotic accounting mistake from my predecessor that I have to fix and I was like "WILL THE SPECTER OF THAT MAN'S INCOMPETENCE EVER CEASE TO HAUNT ME" and my coworker was like "Why do you talk like that"

"Weird energy in here today" I say, referring to the inside of my brain.

Don't worry single mutuals I'm literally your boyfriend

i love not saying anything. yayyy silence #MySilence

it’s the fate of all blonde men to die a gruesome peculiar hamster-like death

I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.

*bangs fists on table**WHeres my gen v remake