(to Someone On The Bus Who I've Never Met Before But Seems Kinda Shy) Well, Well, Well. Why The FUCK

using google keyboard alchemy to create the most miserable emojis possible

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHUUYAAAA

he was so nesquik bunny coded at like 12:30 in the morning so i had to

hot take: eating the nesquik chocolate powder itself is actually fire

With he’s friends

my take on how stormbringer went. golly I wonder who he's talking to

first thing i have to do when i make a new account man 🥀

worst part of being fictionkind is when there are so so many tags you need to block

is it? is it for me? 😭

Tomona Matsukawa - Tonight, was I really with someone?, 2025 - Oil on canvas

Oh woah hey there 🐱 I think that was a funny little accident just now. 🐱 You see I was just licking this plate of food left on the counter and you 🐱 pushed my face right out of the way. I think you just did not notice 🐱 my face was there so no worries, I’ll just go back to 🐱 OH you’ve pushed my face away again? Sorry I don’t mean to embarrass 🐱 you but I am in the middle of something here so I will simply just 🐱 You have pushed my face away again?????? 🐱🐱🐱