HP RP Pair Up

Fullmetal Alchemist AU where everything’s the same except Ed makes up stupid stories as to why he lost his arm and leg and they’re different every time someone asks. 

ex: “I got attacked by a shark”  “I stubbed my toe and decided I didn’t want it anymore” “I went through a steampunk phase” “Sheep are vicious when they’re hungry” “Squirrels”

Let’s not talk about how I am. It’s a subject I know too much about to want to think about anymore.

Ernest Hemingway (via quotemadness)

That’s fair

I mean……good job for passing a bill to prevent it…..but….the fact that they had to create a bill……..baffling

The Horoscope App

An Aquarius Random Thought: “If you really knew how I felt you would leave me alone and stop asking me the same questions.”

Nico: I don't get the concept of a family, like they don't like you

Will: But they can't kill you neither

Nico: Because if they do kill you

Will, smiling: They are the first ones questioned

Jason, wearing his SOLANGELO hoodie: GOALS, LITERALLY, GOALS

Aw, this is cute.