Summary: Based on a post by @charmingprincey, with additions by @thesmartestside and @divinedrabbles. Roman is an actor who keeps flirting with the cute barista at a coffeeshop, while Virgil is getting quite annoyed with this hot guy flirting with him.
Word count: 4414
Pairing(s): Prinxiety, background Logicality, platonic LAMP
A/N: THIS IS THE BEST THIS IS GONNA GET. LIKE, EVER. SO.
@ohbytheangel was, as always, a huge help as coauthor! You’re the best :)
@ everyone, APPRECIATE THIS WE WRESTLED WITH THIS FOR THREE MONTHS SO
AND THE ENDING BEING DONE IS BECAUSE OF ANGEL SO (plus me nagging them… oop)
@hghrules @becca-becky @tinysidestrashcaptain I don’t know how much you like/don’t like being tagged but eh
When Roman entered the hottest new coffee shop in town, he didn’t expect to find the key-youtest barista serving drinks.
He was adorable, with dark, dark hair, slightly tinted purple, and sleeves that were pushed up half-way, causing him to look a zillion times more cute than he did in the first place.
The only problem?
Said barista, Virgil, according to his name tag, would not respond to his flirting!
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