Lynx-jinx - Oh Boi

somewhere else, again, and again, and again (or in other words, i am haunted by the idea that they’ve been scattered into alternate universes along with the fears and i am also being very normal about this)

words from 25 Lives by Hwei Lim, jon & martin designs borrowed from @lylahammar @twinkle-art @hysterical-random-things @archivistorage , with some inspiration from this post

I feel like in a series full of childhood trauma we just heard childhood trauma: the episode

i need to stare at a wall for a bit

rusty quill i present

✨The Magnus Archives as onion headlines part 1 (?)✨

jon:

martin:

tim:

sasha:

melanie:

georgie:

basira:

daisy:

elias/jonah:

peter:

Edit:

(Image Description: several screenshots of article titles. They read:

Jon: “Scientists Baffled By Man’s Ability to Fuck Up Every Time.”

Martin: “Man Who Thought He’d Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn’t Even Know He Had.”

Tim: “When I Die, I’m Going To Haunt The Fuck Out Of You People.”

Sasha: “Fast-Learning New Hire Gains Quick Grasp Of How Terrible Job Is.”

Melanie: “Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back.”

Georgie: “Area Woman Not Yelling At You, She’s Just Saying.”

Basira: “As Chief Of Police, I Believe Even 500 Murders Is Too Many.”

Daisy: “Violence: Is It The Answer?”

Elias/Jonah: “Asshole Admits To Being Asshole In Supreme Asshole Move.”

Peter: “Hungover Man Horrified To Learn He Had Made Dozens Of Plans Last Night.”

END ID.)

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I’ve been told I should post the collage I made of fanfic authors bullying Jon Sims lmao

Richard Kadrey

how horrible I'm not at all excited

na toll jetzt müssen wir ein jahr warten um zu wissen ob dem Adam der Leo wegstirbt

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YES ALICE!!! with bleach, chlorine and wirewool against the establishment!! thats what i'm talking about! we stan a queen✨