Nico:

This adorable proposal.

na toll jetzt müssen wir ein jahr warten um zu wissen ob dem Adam der Leo wegstirbt

okay does anyone already know when season 2 will premiere? cause like

Lena had a great mic drop and will hopefully gtfo and NOT be hunted for sport

Colin and Teddy are both definitely on some bullshit and may or may not die offscreen in the meantime

Sam and the Archivist are very much giving status: unknown

Gwen will surely get what she bargained for one way or another

only Celia and Alice seem safe for now (although it'll be fun times for Celia to explain to Alice what exactly happened)

i need it like next week please

yknow how john mulaney has that one bit where he talks abt how god made him completely gay and then forgot to flip the Final Switch to actually make him gay?

i think that’s what happened to winona ryder.

Has this been done yet or

Cecil? I have to go. Be patient with me. We have our phones. We have our voices, and you have the best voice of them all.

or, the lines from wtnv that truly messed me up

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

This is about goodbye…

Short story about grief, I wanted to try something slightly different. Maybe someone out there needs to see this.

(Sorry for the huge watermarks, but people keep removing my signature from my pages and I’m trying to protect my work somehow .___. )

good to know gwen wanted a job that she has zero idea how to do

I doubt Alice will have much patience for that

stop telling me what to do tumlr

i've been on here for literal years reblogging and liking in silence

make your first post my ass